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nocal

Short term for Northern California, norcal is another term used mainly by nocalers A place with a massive inferiority complex to their neighbors to the south (socal). A socaler's first trip to nocal is always a shock due to the fact that they usually find out about this massive inferiority complex. Comments about the smog and that socalers steal their water will always come us.

This comes to a surprise to most socalers because growing up in places like: LA, OC, San Diego, Long Beach, and even the the meth-infested Riverside, socalers do not care about nocalers. Nocal never cross the mind of socalers unless they visit there or they meet a travelling nocaler. For some reason nocalers are obsessed with hating socal even though they love to visit Disneyland. It can be compared to the New Englanders hating New Yorkers.

The capital of nocal is San Francisco. Referred as "the city" by nocalers even though it is only 7 mi X 7 mi large (a fraction of the size of the San Fernando Valley section of LA). All the cool things in nocal are relegated to "the city" because nocalers love to live bland lives. Inland nocal is Sacramento and places like Redding, Modesto, and Lodi, all full of white trash and rednecks. The Bay Area sans SF is chalk full of lilly-white liberals who speak of equal rights but are too afraid to go to black or Latino neighborhoods. This is another underlying reason for their hate for socal. All the Bay Area suburbs are geographically segregated and suburbs like Walnut Creek, Napa, and Pleasanton stay lilly white while Los Angeles area suburbs are all intermingled. Bay Area residents do not like to mention this and like to keep up their liberal facade.
There's a reason they call them NOcal and SOcal.
by deeznutz October 31, 2004
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Honap

A Hoe on a Pussy.
Damn bra, that cheating bitch be sleeping with honeys. She ain’t nothing but a HONAP!
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pimpadelic

adj. 1. Relating to the funkadelic manner of a pimp. 2. Something so damn flashy that only a pimp would own it.
"Yo hussler, that shirt is pimpadelic."
"I got pimpadelic on that ho and slacked the hell out of her.
by DeezNutz February 19, 2003
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LSD

Yo, I got a 2 way LSD that be sending my S13 sideways down the track!
by DeeZNutZ July 29, 2003
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fuckstart

To produce energy in another person by forcefully inserting your penis into an available opening on someone's body.
If you don't get out of bed now I'ma go over there and fuckstart your skull!
by DeezNutz April 9, 2003
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rhubarb

A word golfers invented to describe the long grasses or other types of plant growth they shoot their ball into.
Fuck Dave! I my drive went into the fucking rhubarb!

Looks like im gonna need my wedge. I'm in that rhubarb over there.
by DeezNutz May 9, 2004
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S13

Nissan chassis code for a U.S 89-94 240SX, Jpn 89-94 Siliva, Jpn 89-98 180SX, Aus 200SX
I gotta quarter tank of gas in the S13, Gimme a dolla!
by DeeZNutZ July 29, 2003
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