David from Kingsbury's definitions

winnits

Also the streaks of poo that appear on a man's willy after anal sex

Ugh, you've got winnits! You're a fag!

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

let one go

To do a fart

Gee dude, is that the drains or did you just let one go?

by David from Kingsbury December 27, 2003

blatherskite

Someone who talks rubbish, mainly tall stories etc. Literally 'blather shite', but the H became a K somehow.

Don't listen to old Tom in the pub, he's just a blatherskite.

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

let off

Polite way your parents might enquire or announce if you've farted

Oh dear, father, I think Jeremy's let off again, open a window.

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

horse and cart

Another of the many rhyming slang phrases for fart.

Gor luvaduck Phyllis, you should 'ave 'eard me 'usband after 'e came 'ome from the pub last night, wot a bleedin' horse and cart!

by David from Kingsbury October 17, 2005

ehh ehh

child's name for poo, based on grunting sound one makes at times when going 'ehh, ehh'.

'Does Johnny want to go on his potty to do his ehh ehhs?'

by David from Kingsbury November 3, 2003

blood claat

Jamaican term for not a very nice person, how they say 'blood cloth' ie sanitary towel.

'im blood claat maaaan

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003