Definitions by David from Kingsbury

oyster 

Gob of phlegm in the street, also 'Dockyard oyster' from Portsmouth Dockyard.

Mind the road there, you'll tread in that oyster.

oyster by David from Kingsbury September 8, 2007

do me a lemon 

Rare but recorded London phrase for 'Do me a favour'. Totally mystery origin, unless you know the answer.

"Oi Trev, you're not saying you need my motor again, do me a lemon..."

do me a lemon by David from Kingsbury April 28, 2006

plonkers

Nursery word for poos, after the 'plonk' they make when they hit the water.

Oh look, you forgot to flush the toilet and it's full of plonkers!

plonkers by David from Kingsbury January 20, 2006

furry hoop 

Twee British euphemism for a lady's front bottom, or vulva.

He poked her in her furry hoop with his purple veined stick.

furry hoop by David from Kingsbury October 18, 2005

raspberry tart 

Cockney rhyming slang for fart, long abbreviated to blow a raspberry, few realise the origin.

Blimey Arfur, did you 'ear that raspberry tart the 'orse just blew orff?

raspberry tart by David from Kingsbury October 17, 2005

horse and cart 

Another of the many rhyming slang phrases for fart.

Gor luvaduck Phyllis, you should 'ave 'eard me 'usband after 'e came 'ome from the pub last night, wot a bleedin' horse and cart!

horse and cart by David from Kingsbury October 17, 2005

toidey

Mainly American children's word for a toilet

Hey, did Darren use the toidey today or did you poop in your diaper?

toidey by David from Kingsbury September 11, 2005