David 's definitions

Vaginal Crouton

A small brownish green growth that lies on the outer lips of a cheesy and yeast infected vaginal canal. Upon sitting for months, the growth hardens into a delicious and crunchy crouton. Often, when ripe, the crouton can be plucked for the beginnings of a prized collection. (Often dipped in MUNG for flavor).

Hey Enrique, look at the diameter of her vaginal crouton. Let's get a bib!

by David November 15, 2003

septic gene pool

Festering pool of water from which morons spring.

by David November 8, 2003

pepin

cool, sweet ass, like pimpin. hot

That's the nicest car I've ever seen, that shit is pepin.

by David January 2, 2005

Lart

1: a bloody fart (New Norberian English)
2: a callous or loathsome individual

(1) "The farting contest was going along swimmingly until april let rip a juicy lart"

(2) Keep your hands off the merchandise you pathetic little lart!

by David January 7, 2005

Sploogie Poindexter

a male masterbator; usually a computer geek that is addicted to porn sites.

The IT guy is such a Sploogie Poindexter that his thumb and forefinger are constantly slick.

by David December 2, 2003

niggerjuice

A derogatory term for the fruit of a black woman's loins; sex from a black woman. Referred to in the movie "Monster's Ball". A character said the term when speaking about how he used to have sex with black women.

I had a thing for niggerjuice, but I prefer a white woman.

by david January 22, 2005

water fountain

Something found at parks that you can drink out of.

They want to know where the water fountain is.

by David February 16, 2004