hog fucked

to be violently loved against ones will whilst bound in the style of a swine.
"i peered from the eastern window of my library to find on that most bitter of november mornings, some children were brutally hog-fucking a band of gypsies at the edge of the woods"
by david December 14, 2003
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my face

by David February 16, 2005
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Twater

The vulgar term that pilots have for the short field take off aircraft, the Twin Otter: Note: nearly all aircraft have at least one vulgar name
I could see some towering cumulonimbus up ahead so I handed the twater over to the copilot and checked the terminal forecast.
by David November 21, 2004
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krdink

The noise a spoon makes when it falls into the sink.
"BAM! SMASH! KAPOW! krdink."
by David March 10, 2005
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San Francisco

I have found that while traveling the world that cities that are vertically inclined have an additional dimension of awareness and tolerance where as people in flat lands see their own 360 degrees to suit their own level. In San Francisco you can find a church that will support your ONE LOVE/ALL LOVE not strengthen your prejudices.
If you are visiting for more than 4 days try the green "Space Cake" on the first day and walk west on Haight Street and groove through the park toward the north where you will find Hippy Hill for what ever influence it may have on a given day. Street Fair takes place in a June weekend on the Haight aswell. Heard performers from Jefferson Airplane and Hendrix Experience etc.
by David January 26, 2005
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fart

Explosion of the anus which is located between the as cheeks. May cause a foul odour and or some soiling of pants.
"It's time for the daily rumbler! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*breath in*RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

A fart such as this one would cause all world domination by the ass performing the act. A huge crator would also be formed and the person boosted into the atmosphere.
by David October 15, 2006
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nightlight

A small dim light that is left on all night when people need to find their way to the bathroom.
They turned on their nightlight.
by David March 07, 2004
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