Lucky bastard who not only gets to fuck Jessica Simpson whenever he wants to, but also has a lot of money.
by David May 12, 2004

by David March 04, 2004

by David November 04, 2003

5 year old: Big brother, is the boogie man real?
Brother: Yes, AND HE'S COMING TO GET YOU
5 yr old: AHHH *runs like an idiot
Brother: Yes, AND HE'S COMING TO GET YOU
5 yr old: AHHH *runs like an idiot
by David July 26, 2004

by david November 18, 2004

She's was really hot until she took off her shirt and I saw her bologna nipples and I was like, "Damn! Put your shirt back on or turn around!"
by david February 11, 2004
