Short for bumf-odder, or toilet paper.
I say Terence, is there any bumf in your cubicle, we're running out in here.
Lavatorial accident, a la Frank Spencer.
Oo Betty, the cat's done a whoopsie in my beret!
Like 'harvest moon', another rhyming version of coon, which I think we all understand.
'See Sharon's new bloke, another bloody egg and spoon'
Same as a turd-pusher or uphill gardener. A man that likes to put his willy up another man's anus. Ugh.
Look at that Michael Barrymore- another bloody dung puncher.
Someone who talks rubbish, mainly tall stories etc. Literally 'blather shite', but the H became a K somehow.
Don't listen to old Tom in the pub, he's just a blatherskite.
to fart, frequently as a surprise to others rather than with an aural warning
Blimey, what's that smell- have you just dropped one?
Flowery description of a ghetto blaster or large portable music player often carried around in the late 20th century and played at full volume by many of Britain's ethnic population.
You'll recognise Dwayne when he comes in, he'll be carrying his third world briefcase.