Definitions by Davedale

Assgazler 

Someone who stares at your ass in a way that gives you the distinct impression he wants to bury his face in it.

Man, that assgazler in the bus station was staring at your ass.

Assgazler by Davedale August 5, 2019

Assgas gargledier 

Someone who performs analingus almost violently , Nose and face ruding in the deepest recesses of ass crack in hopes of eliciting explosive gas passlege . Similar to nosenoggler but with more muscle.

Careful who’s face you sit on there is an assgas gargledier on the loose

Assgas gargledier by Davedale August 5, 2019

Mooncrack snackler 

Someone who (usually while inebriated ) takes the opportunity to , while another person is mooning , to quickly place their entire face and nose deep within the crack. This is done at lightening. Speed , before the mooner knows what hit him. It creates a legal quandary because , what is said mooner to do ? Call a cop ?

Don’t moon those guys with the window down, there is a mooncrack snackler on board

Mooncrack snackler by Davedale August 5, 2019

Swag-dang-diggler 

A flaccid penis of at least 9” in length and above average girth

That old dude who just walked by the lockers with no towel on was swinging a swag-dang-diggler

Swag-dang-diggler by Davedale August 4, 2019

Cracksnaggler 

Someone who so enthusiastically performs oral-anal sex that they risk soft tissue injury (on the recipient ) or auto asphyxiation on they’re own self .

Damn I couldn’t painlessly sit down for two days after my hairy white butt encountered that cracksnaggler I met . It felt good at first , until it’ didn’t ...

Cracksnaggler by Davedale August 4, 2019

Chinollo 

A half Mexican half Chinese or even Asian dude ; contraction from Chollo and Chinese

That Chinollo busing tables at The Chinese restaurant actually owns the joint, figures ..

Chinollo by Davedale August 1, 2019

Scheiss-schegander 

From the German root “scheiss”(shit) w a combo Americano “ gander” thrown in, it refers to an anal obsessive frequently ,but not always, gay male who is into burying his face into others natal clefts. Not to be confused with the “fecal eater “- their low class cousin

I saw this porno where this scheiss-schegander buried her
Face into this dudes big hairy ass: it was a
Site.

Scheiss-schegander by Davedale July 31, 2019