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Retarded Animal Babies 

The most priceless, most hilarious thing to grace this planet. It is a fucked-up cartoon about these five animals : the Hamster, the Dog, the Bunny, the Cat, and the Donkey. Satan even makes an appearance! The basic summary of the series is that.....well, it differs on each episode, but it is assured that you will witness humor at its finest, complete with foul language and loads of crude AND intelligent content.

This series was made by an author on Newgrounds named David Lovelace, and the series is now a franchise, which includes merchandise such as clothes and even CD's.

Go to Newgrounds and look for Retarded Animal Babies. You won't be sorry.....or will you?
"They're all hilarious, but the Hamster is my favorite of the Retarded Animal Babies."
-me
Retarded Animal Babies by Dave December 14, 2004

frat rat 

A girl that spends exorbiant amounts of time at a frat house, usually with the intent to slut it up with one or more of the fraternity brothers.

A girl that fucks a different frat guy every week.
1. Michelle S. at Illinois State University

2. Frat guy 1: "Man that chick is over here doing a different brother every week!"
Frat guy 2: "Yeah dude. She's a frat rat."
frat rat by Dave December 13, 2004
1) one who runs from a fight
2) one who bails and leaves his frnds to fight 10vs3 -_-'
3) wnt talk shit to sum1s face has to talk behind their back
4) Daniel Hall
he bailed when a midget aproached him and left me and 2 mates to fight 10 people
wimp by Dave December 13, 2004

Disco Day Syndrome 

A problem affecting people with genuine illness when their colleagues don't believe that they are actually ill.

Most often attributed to previous Disco Days being taken (as in the boy who cried wolf).

Results in frustration for the sick person.

Originated in Accountancy Practices in Bristol.
Dave had a stinking cold but all his colleagues believed he was taking a Disco Day.
Disco Day Syndrome by Dave December 9, 2004
*An offensive word toward a male coward.

*An offensive word toward a homosexual. Supposedly British context.

*A tiny little woman with insect wings. Some men can be such as well, but the female kind are much more popular.

*A popular internet picture of a Japanimated babe that does a little hop and her breasts do a little bounce as a result. Comes in a wide variety of hair colors, eye colors, and robe colors.
"There's the deer. Take'im!"
"But....but I can't..."
"What?"
"I don't wanna hurt the little innocent animal!"
"You fuckin' fairy!"

"*lispy* Ooh, customers! Let's get down tonight pretty-boy!"
"Don't touch me you fairy."

"Fairies are not real."

"I love my bouncy fairies. ^_^ "
fairy by Dave December 9, 2004

bouncy fairy 

An adorable .gif image of a girl covered in a robe, and doing a little hop with a joyful expression, and because of the hop her breasts do a little bounce. Other than that, she comes in a wide variety of hair colors, eye colors, and robe colors.
"I love my bouncy fairy. ^_^ "
-me
bouncy fairy by Dave December 9, 2004
A heroic defender of mages. Posesser of great defense.
Paldins, Dying so you don't have to.
Paladin by Dave December 8, 2004