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double

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a shotgun with 2 barrels
theres a coyote out in the yard. fetch me my double.
by dave December 4, 2003
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tampon socket

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a recepticle where a tampoon is inserted.

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im gonna go on down the oyster bar and see if i can scrounge up a tampon socket this weekend.
by dave December 4, 2003
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Tekkobra

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some putz whose personal opinions make him a horrible forums admin.
I said that I preffered the kar over the garand so he locked the thread, he pulled a tekkobra.
by Dave December 4, 2003
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gaj

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a stupid little shit who can at times be moderately funny
stop being such a GAJ!!!
by dave December 3, 2003
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Cock barf

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A word used in the same context as bullshit, its somewhat literally means an indescribable substance coming from a dick.
That guy was full of cock barf.

What a load of cock barf.
by DAVE December 2, 2003
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mopper

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someone who is a total loser - short for jizz mopper - a.k.a. the guy who cleans up at strip clubs.
That guy at the bar last night was such a mopper.
by Dave November 30, 2003
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F.B.I

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fry bread inspector....a damn hard job but someone has to do it!
While at pow-wows, I like to tell people (whites) that I am "with" the FBI....
by dave November 29, 2003
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