Definitions by Dave

smoking the turkey 

when you stick ciggerettes up someones butt

were smoking the turkey

smoking the turkey by dave May 13, 2005

WOTP 

WOTP is an abbreviation of "weak on the party". It isappliedto those who elect to work or study rather than socialise.

"I am deeply sorry I cannot come out. I have to work for the man at sparrow fart tomorrow"

"WOTP"

WOTP by Dave May 8, 2005

needs more leafspring 

originated at the focaljet by MxRacerCam. in reference to the BBC car show Top Gear and it's disdain for the C6 model chevrolet corvette's leaf-spring suspension, despite the fact that the C6 is one of the best handling cars they have ever tested.

now used in reference to any situation (and most often a thread in a forum) that is weak or without merit.

"this thread needs more leafspring"

"steeda's mom needs more leafspring"

needs more leafspring by dave May 7, 2005

Da Silva

Describing someone who wears black all of the time. They tend to have long unkempt hair.

They often tend to be dirty, so that if you were to run your finger along their skin you would be left with a stain on your finger.

Dave: Is he going to a funeral?

Chris: Naw, its just a Da Silva

Da Silva by Dave May 5, 2005

monkey piss 

The last sip at the bottom of a beer can or bottle. People usually dump it out instead of drinking it because it usually consists of backwash and warm beer.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you wasting that beer?
Guy 2: I'm not man. This is just the monkey piss.
Guy 1: Oh, my bad.

monkey piss by Dave May 3, 2005

case 

Noun: 1. A 24-pack of beer. 2. NOT any other increment of beer.

1.I picked up a case of Miller Lite for the party.

2. Loser: I picked up a 30-case of beer for the game tonight.
Normal Person: Dude, you mean you got a 30-PACK for the game.
Loser: No dude, it's a 30-case.
Normal Person: You're a fag. A case is 24 cans of beer; NOT 6, 12, 18, or 30!

case by Dave May 1, 2005

arabian surprise 

after a man ejaculates into a girl (or man for that matter) he whispers into her ear 'I have AIDS.'

also often referred to as a 'Swedish rodeo.'

sam performed an arabian surprise on his dad

arabian surprise by dave April 25, 2005