Dave's definitions

Naked Snake

The name for "Snake" in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater. He is called "Naked Snake" because when he's sent into his mission, he doesn't carry any weapons with him (to be naked is to lack any armaments whatsoever).
Sounds kinda kinky, but we'll learn more in November 2004, eh? ^-^

"Kinda like 'Naked Jehuty' from ZOE2?"
-me

by Dave June 5, 2004

satchel

*A slang term referring to the scrotum (AKA : male testicles).

*A slang term referring to a bag of marijuana.

*A type of case used by military personnel, often equipped onto their clothes; satchels are used for storing certain items & equipment.

"He kicked me in the satchel!! >.< "

"Hey man...got the satchel man? Heheheheh...."

"In Splinter Cell, you should always check an enemy body for satchels."

by Dave July 6, 2004

commie cap

A hat worn by Russians, usually made of fur, and has ear-covers; cylinder-ish shape fur cap.

"Commie caps are warm, but if you wear one people'll think you're a commie...that's sad because they look so cool. Imagine how warm they keep your head too."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

pancake masturbator

A person that pleasures him or her self with a pancake. Offten gets off to pictures of aunt jamima.

Nickel is a crazy pancake masturabte.

by dave October 20, 2003

ushanka

The name for a fur-hat (or any thick, soft, pelt-like perimeter, such as wool) worn often by Russians.

"I call them commie-caps too."
-me

by Dave May 24, 2004

what it is

An expression made by cleverly switching the words "it" and "is" to create a grammatically nonsensical phrase meaning "What is it?". See "what up" or "aks" for similar constructions (or deconstructions depending on how you look at it).

"Hey, can I aks you a question?"

"Yeah, what it is?"

by dave July 1, 2004

Are You In The Army?

A VERY common question asked toward a person wearing woodland camouflage.

"Are you in the Army?"
"No. And you should know that there are more branches than just the Army. There's the Marines, Navy, Air Force & Coast Guard."
"Well excuse me! Jesus Christ I didn't know that! God you're such an ass-hole!"

by Dave November 4, 2004