Dave's definitions

mother f'er

One who has sex with their wife/girlfriend after the said party has already had at least one child.

After having sex with my wife last night, I am now a mother f'er.

by Dave March 30, 2004

FBI warning of doom

Basically, the FBI warning screen that usually appears before the beginning of a show. The FBI warning of doom is also presented before a movie on videotape starts. They're also in DVD movies, sometimes showing up at the end of the movie, or sometimes at the beginning.

"*turning on a WWE pay-per-view*....there's the FBI warning of doom."
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

nuculer strategery

George W Bush's attempt to make a better America. It's a joke I like to say from time to time, in a stereotypical southern accent. I like Bush in real-life, but seriously, it is fun to rip into his accent and how he makes up words. ^_^

"George W Bush, and his nuculer strategery program, do solomnly swear to uphold the Constitution of the United States of Amurica!"
-me

by Dave March 30, 2004

Huey

Vietnam-era multipurpose helicopter.

"I'm takin' a Huey."
-me taking a Huey in Battlefield Vietnam

by Dave June 23, 2004

Scarface

A movie released in the early 80's, perhaps around '83. Starring Al Pacino.

Although old, it is a major, major cult classic these days. Boasting kick-ass music, an interesting storyline, and the infamous catchphrase "say hello to my lil friend!", at this rate Scarface will continue to please all viewers for generations to come (I would know; I know LOTS of people my age, even those much younger than me, who enjoy the movie a lot, and enjoy the catchphrase).

"Say hello to my lil friend!"
-Tony, with an M16 equipped with an M203 GL

"That's disgusting; look like a fawkin' lizard man."
-Tony, after seeing Manny do that tongue trick

"You need people like me so you can point your fawkin' fingers and say that's the bad guy!"
-Tony, at the restaurant, probably influenced by coke

by Dave February 10, 2004

Calabrese

Someone who has unusually large genitalia.

Fred is a calabrese, he is hung like a horse.

by Dave April 8, 2005

Steeple

Verb: To jab someone in the bare anus, or in the anal area with clothes on, a sharp object, which may or may not resemble a church steeple. The two index fingers of each hand placed together may be used as a steeple.

Noun: The object being used to steeple someone, as described in the verb form above.

I'm going to steeple you so bad.

Watch out for the steeple!

This shampoo bottle will make a good steeple.

I'm going to steeple you.

by Dave March 4, 2003