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shit in the bidet

Verb phrase. To commit a serious faux pas when mingling with people completely outside your normal circle, especially when they're higher on the social ladder than you. From the caricature of a working class person getting confused by the extra piece of furniture in a better-off person's bathroom.
"Only demanded they heat up my gazpacho, didn't I?"

"God, you shat in the bidet there, mate."
by Dave June 19, 2004
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roll deep

Used to describe having sex with a fatty.
Last night I was so hard up I had to roll deep.
by Dave December 16, 2004
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Cornell University

Where Harvard goes to lose at hockey. Also see: Lynah Rink.
i.e., Cornell University beats Harvard 2-0 at home. i.e., Harvard's inability to score on a friday night.
by Dave February 1, 2005
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Cold War

February 28th, 1946
to
December 25th, 1991

Basically, the Cold War was a race on ALL scales, between the two rivals : America and the Soviet Union. Both of these nations were the strongest in the nation. The Cold War essentially began after WWII. As mentioned before, the Cold War (which received its name because it was a war with negotiations and words, not actual combat) was a race on all scales, but one particular scale was on nuclear weapons. Other races included to become the strongest military, and even to be able to travel the stars (the Soviets put Sputnik in orbit of Earth, but the Americans were the first ones to land on the moon).
The Cold War was thee war that truly determined the fate of the free world. Perhaps the world was created to be what it is now because of the Cold War. But America won the Cold War, and the flags of freedom, and capitalism, would fly all over the world. Mother Russia is now in shambles because of not only our involvements, but also the courses they ran until they realized they were wrong.
"....nowadays I use this term to refer to an argument I have with someone online. If I met that person in real-life, I'd probably wail on him, or her. My last cold war was on February 6th, two days before my birthday; it was hellish because some bitch said lies to my sister. I won....but I was only lucky."
-me
by Dave March 26, 2004
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farklement

She was in a state of farklement.
by Dave January 24, 2005
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giggle pin

comes from caravan background ie the tow bar upon which your girlfriend would slip herself onto and give herself a good rogering/any cylindrical object inserted into a pussy for sexual stimulation of the female species
look at the giggle pin on that car,my girlfriend would kill for 30mins on that
by dave November 25, 2004
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D-block

The city of Danbury, Conn.
It is nick name used by college kids when refering to Danbury
Andrew: you coming home this week?
David:Oh I'm coming back to D-block baby!
by Dave May 13, 2005
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