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ass chugger

Someone who likes to chug ass; perhaps someone gay.
by Dave May 9, 2003
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slavery

*Marriage.

*Having a person do all your work.

*The popular portrayal of having a black person do all your work.
"*whip crack* giddup ya damn nigger and start pickin' cotton!!"
-not me lol
by Dave March 21, 2004
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FN

Fabrique Nationale.

The developer of premier, hi-tech personnel firearms. FN has been popularly known to be the developer of the HP handgun (in association with Browning). But now FN will be well-known for being the developer of two revolutionary new weapons : the Five-seveN handgun and P90 submachine-gun. Both of these are chambered in the FN-made catridge of 5.7x28mm. This caliber is designed to be convenient like a handgun, but devestating like an assault rifle (these bullets have armor-piercing capabilities).
FN has also made the premier M249, which is a 200-round, 5.56x45mm NATO machine-gun. FN has also made the FNC ("Free Nation's Rifle"; it somewhat resembles the Israeli Galil, in fact borrows traits from it, among others) and FAL (the FAL almost resembles an H&K G3A3), both of which are little-known, kind of.

But my most favorite guns from FN are the Five-seveN and P90. ^_^
"FN makes FN-good guns. ^_^"
-me
by Dave February 16, 2004
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pocket artillery

A term referring to, often a handgun, that is extremely powerful.
"A S&W M686 .357 Magnum revolver is pocket-artillery, and sometimes used by Navy SEAL's. Oh, and a Desert Eagle .50AE is pocket-artillery as well."
-me
by Dave September 10, 2004
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Clintoon

Clintoon's failure to treat the first World Trade Center attack as an act of war is one of the main causes of the events of September 11, 2001.
by Dave December 18, 2003
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John Madden

A fatass who just so happens to be thee symbol of american football. ^_^ rumor has it that he is black.
"Footbaaaaaaaaaall!!!"
-John Madden

"Why do you think black people are so popular? It's because of John Madden. John Madden is black!"
-my older brother; something in that context
by Dave March 30, 2004
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Metal Gear

*A massive bipedal tank (bipedal, as in, two-legged) equipped with state-of-the-art weapons, and capable of being equipped with a nuclear arsenal. Being bipedal, it is capable of launching a nuclear missile from ANY point on the face of the earth, from mountains to deserts to swamps, ANYWHERE.

*A verb, used to refer to dangerous intelligence-gathering, spying, espionage, etc.
"A Metal Gear would be cool in real-life, but imagine the dangers..."
-me

"I'm going to Metal Gear that guy's house."
"I'm going to Metal Gear the enemy base."
"That guy can pull off a Metal Gear with ease. ^_^ "
by Dave April 16, 2004
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