1006 definitions by Dave

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Apparently, someone who stands in front of the very tip of a boat.
"Leonardo DiCaprio is not the king of the world. Hell he's not even a man."
-me
by Dave November 20, 2004
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Please watch "Monty Python's The Meaning of Life" for all the information you need. ^_~ you'll thank me later.
"Do it. Don't think, just buy the damn movie. Trust me on this. ^-^ "
-me
by Dave April 01, 2004
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An evangelist who visits discussion groups, especially those used by other faiths or multi-faith groups, posts religious tracts, and doesn't bother contributing to or even reading the follow-up discussion. An example of the theospammer is the Islamic "lorrainelee" from Yahoo Groups, who regularly spams the Pagan and Gothic-lifestyle groups.

Also known as espamgelists and Manic E-Preachers.
Someone please ban that theospammer!
by Dave July 09, 2004
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Current a concept character for Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater.

He's this guy who can spit out bees, and even control them, because he has a queen bee in his backpack.
"A guy who can spit out bees.....riiiiight."
-me
by Dave September 13, 2004
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Something you'd relate to someone who is the receiver of unimaginable torture on any scale, preferably physical pain though. Inspired by The Passion of The Christ.
The Passion of Randy Orton:
For being slammed onto a bunch of tacks on the mat; Jerry Lawler says this.

The Passion of The Snake:
For absorbing a shitload of bullets in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater, as well as, if you've noticed, Snake receiving a shitload of blows, broken limbs, broken bones, and eventually a ruptured right-eye.

"Wh'else?"
-me
by Dave October 28, 2004
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A legend/myth which occurred in 1945, when the 3 Allied Powers, United States, China, and Russia, combined funds, which in total was 100 billion dollars, to battle the Axis powers. This is how the Atomic Bomb and many other advances in technology was made. Rumor has it that a large portion of it is still hidden. The men and women who were involved in The Philosopher's Legacy were also known as the Twelve Wisemen's Committee, the Patriots, or the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo
by Dave February 23, 2005
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"During the Cold War there was much fear about whether or not we'd really have to use the red button."
-me
by Dave September 28, 2004
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