The Lies of the Jedi

Something that Anakin Skywalker managed to see through, causing him to become a Sith and eliminating his fear of the Dark Side of the Force.
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Dark Side of the Force

A pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
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Senator Armstrong

U.S. Sen. Steven Armstrong, the most based politician to ever live. He played college ball at the University of Texas, not some cushy Ivy League school, and he could've gone pro had he not joined the navy. He isn't one of those beltway pansies; he could break the president in two with his bare hands. Don't fuck with this senator!
Senator Armstrong is fuckin' based.
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contradiction

The thing that is created when the witness lies
Phoenix Wright: Your Honor! There is a contradiction in the witness' testimony!
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The four things Anakin Skywalker has brought to his new empire.
Anakin: "I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire!"
Obi-Wan: "Your new empire?"
Anakin: "Don't make me kill you."
Obi-Wan: "Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!"
Anakin: "If you are not with me, then you're my enemy."
Obi-Wan: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must."
Anakin: "You will try."
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slaughter

to kill not just the men, but the women and children, too.
Anakin: I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I hate them!
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the miracle never happen

What Phoenix Wright from the Ace Attorney franchise says during the bad ending of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice For All. In said ending, he never sees his assistant and friend again after his guilty client got acquitted.
Phoenix: The miracle never happen... Maybe it wasn't supposed to... Because a miracle is something that doesn't exist
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