Darrin May's definitions

Check the Box

This is a game drunk guys play at the bar. Each guy tries to hook up with a girl of a different race or look. Such as white, black, asian, south american, indian, ect. Also boxes may include blonde, brunette, redhead, ginger, or black hair. Not a very nice game but one guys play.

Joey tried to check the box when he went for that asian chunker!

by Darrin May December 13, 2013

nacka

Someone who sticks it in the wrong hole during intercourse.

The Sherminator is a nacka, yo!

by Darrin May July 22, 2003

Harpsenfudge

A very gross, yucky, chalky fake chocolate made in Germany. Germans love the stuff but Americans think it tastes like doggy terd. A very great gift to give people as a practical joke at Christmas time. Another name for Marzipan.

All I want for Christmas is some Harpsenfudge to make my mouth burn and salivate.

Why is the Harpsenfudge the last holiday treat to be during the holiday season?

by Darrin May April 22, 2018

E.D.

Emergency dump. Pooping everywhere

While at the bar ryan took an E.D. in his pants.

by Darrin May September 5, 2003

harpsenfudge

A nasty desert that imitates chocolate but tastes more like chalk. Made in Germany. Also called Marzipan.

All I want for Christmas is some Harpsenfudge. It tastes like my grandmas foot.

by Darrin May December 26, 2017

Geoid

Very large female who's center is much wider than her end points.

That fat hoe is not a sphere therefore she is a Geoid. Give her the dirty pog!

by Darrin May September 5, 2003

rustysusan

When you sex up your woman and then make her eat the used condom

My girl was rushed to the EMR when she choked on the rustysusan she was eating!

by Darrin May October 22, 2004