big black chuck

Huge african american man who will kick your ass if he comes home and finds you making out with his girlfriend on the couch.
Darrin was making out with booty-call on her couch when Big Black Chuck lumbered in. Big Black Chuck will have his way with you in more ways than one!
by Darrin May June 03, 2007
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rustysusan

When you sex up your woman and then make her eat the used condom
My girl was rushed to the EMR when she choked on the rustysusan she was eating!
by Darrin May October 22, 2004
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Chache

Some dude who thinks that he is overly awesome. He looks awesome, but will treat a woman very bad and then feel good about himself.
I can't believe that dumb girl is falling for that chache! He is fake. That chache has nice clothes but will treat her like crap.
by Darrin May January 25, 2013
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hookdick

Someone who has a crooked penis. You probably cannot tell unless the penis is errect.
Dude when you get errect your dick is shaped like a rainbow. How does that treat the ladies? Your hookdick is in the way!!!!
by Darrin May October 20, 2007
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harpsenfudge

A nasty desert that imitates chocolate but tastes more like chalk. Made in Germany. Also called Marzipan.
All I want for Christmas is some Harpsenfudge. It tastes like my grandmas foot.
by Darrin May December 26, 2017
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E.D.

While at the bar ryan took an E.D. in his pants.
by Darrin May September 05, 2003
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wuv

Same as love, except when the person is too scared to actually say it.
Steve wuvs all of the high school girls.
by Darrin May July 22, 2003
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