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big black chuck

Huge african american man who will kick your ass if he comes home and finds you making out with his girlfriend on the couch.
Darrin was making out with booty-call on her couch when Big Black Chuck lumbered in. Big Black Chuck will have his way with you in more ways than one!
by Darrin May June 3, 2007
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hookdick

Someone who has a crooked penis. You probably cannot tell unless the penis is errect.
Dude when you get errect your dick is shaped like a rainbow. How does that treat the ladies? Your hookdick is in the way!!!!
by Darrin May October 20, 2007
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Check the Box

This is a game drunk guys play at the bar. Each guy tries to hook up with a girl of a different race or look. Such as white, black, asian, south american, indian, ect. Also boxes may include blonde, brunette, redhead, ginger, or black hair. Not a very nice game but one guys play.
Joey tried to check the box when he went for that asian chunker!
by Darrin May December 13, 2013
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Harpsenfudge

A very gross, yucky, chalky fake chocolate made in Germany. Germans love the stuff but Americans think it tastes like doggy terd. A very great gift to give people as a practical joke at Christmas time. Another name for Marzipan.
All I want for Christmas is some Harpsenfudge to make my mouth burn and salivate.

Why is the Harpsenfudge the last holiday treat to be during the holiday season?
by Darrin May April 22, 2018
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harpsenfudge

A nasty desert that imitates chocolate but tastes more like chalk. Made in Germany. Also called Marzipan.
All I want for Christmas is some Harpsenfudge. It tastes like my grandmas foot.
by Darrin May December 26, 2017
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Chache

Some dude who thinks that he is overly awesome. He looks awesome, but will treat a woman very bad and then feel good about himself.
I can't believe that dumb girl is falling for that chache! He is fake. That chache has nice clothes but will treat her like crap.
by Darrin May January 25, 2013
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Geoid

Very large female who's center is much wider than her end points.
That fat hoe is not a sphere therefore she is a Geoid. Give her the dirty pog!
by Darrin May September 5, 2003
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