Definitions by Darrin May
Harpsenfudge
A very gross, yucky, chalky fake chocolate made in Germany. Germans love the stuff but Americans think it tastes like doggy terd. A very great gift to give people as a practical joke at Christmas time. Another name for Marzipan.
All I want for Christmas is some Harpsenfudge to make my mouth burn and salivate.
Why is the Harpsenfudge the last holiday treat to be during the holiday season?
Why is the Harpsenfudge the last holiday treat to be during the holiday season?
Harpsenfudge by Darrin May April 22, 2018
harpsenfudge
A nasty desert that imitates chocolate but tastes more like chalk. Made in Germany. Also called Marzipan.
harpsenfudge by Darrin May December 26, 2017
Check the Box
This is a game drunk guys play at the bar. Each guy tries to hook up with a girl of a different race or look. Such as white, black, asian, south american, indian, ect. Also boxes may include blonde, brunette, redhead, ginger, or black hair. Not a very nice game but one guys play.
Check the Box by Darrin May December 13, 2013
Chache
Some dude who thinks that he is overly awesome. He looks awesome, but will treat a woman very bad and then feel good about himself.
I can't believe that dumb girl is falling for that chache! He is fake. That chache has nice clothes but will treat her like crap.
Chache by Darrin May January 25, 2013
hookdick
Dude when you get errect your dick is shaped like a rainbow. How does that treat the ladies? Your hookdick is in the way!!!!
hookdick by Darrin May October 20, 2007
big black chuck
Huge african american man who will kick your ass if he comes home and finds you making out with his girlfriend on the couch.
Darrin was making out with booty-call on her couch when Big Black Chuck lumbered in. Big Black Chuck will have his way with you in more ways than one!
big black chuck by Darrin May June 3, 2007
rustysusan
rustysusan by Darrin May October 22, 2004