DarkDan's definitions

SEPTA

Society for the Elimination of Public Transportation Altogether; the official name for the Southeastern Pennsylvania Public Transportation Authority for many Philadelphians.

Also see: INEPTA

SEPTA must pull random times for their schedules out of their ass; their buses or trains are always late.

by darkdan December 6, 2007

Old Navy

A clothing store owned by the GAP. Established in 1995. Usually know for their TV and radio spots that stay in your head until death.

Old Navy, Old Navy, Old Navy Performance Fleece. Old Navy, Old Navy Performance Fleece!

by DarkDan September 26, 2003

camry

Anagram for "My Car", as seen on recent Toyota ads.

I drove the Camry through the streets of Camden.

by DarkDan September 20, 2003

fruit bowl

The part of northern Tinton Falls, NJ that has streets named "Apple", "Peach", "Cherry", "Pear", and "Plum". Used mostly by the high school students in the town, it was once the part of the town with the most police activity.

I live in the Fruit Bowl!

by DarkDan September 24, 2003

YOMANK

You Owe Me A New Keyboard

Means the same thing as LOL. Literally, it means someone was drinking liquid while reading something online and laughed and got liquid all over the keyboard.

Originated on the snopes.com message board.

YOMANK! That post is funny!

by DarkDan October 10, 2003

shoprite

A supermarket chain in the middle-Atlantic states.

I work at ShopRite! Bokchoy is produce code 4545!

by DarkDan January 9, 2005

pay phone

Once a part of the world's history, these things have become obsolete due to cell phones. More and more are disapearing and soon we'll all die from radiation going through our ears due to cell phones and cell towers.

Pay phones in the United States are usually tall, glass boxes with a door and usually have a telephone book with it. The cost can vary.

My cell phone wasn't working and the town took away all the pay phones, so I was stuck in my car.

by DarkDan December 23, 2003