Mayhaps

Composed of both words 'maybe' and 'Perhaps'. It is more posh than either, usually used in a question and only when it sounds right.
'Mayhaps you should like to come out now?'
'It's a good idea, mayhaps?'
by Daonebest February 18, 2021
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Waking nightmare

A waking nightmare, is where your actual life becomes worse than your dreams and your dreams become something of a refuge, where you can escape reality and forget. But when you wake up, you remember how shit life is for you at the moment in reality and that it was just a dream where you were happy. You'll know that you have a waking nightmare if you sometimes cry when you wake up as a result of the happiness difference between your dream and your life.
Guy 1: "I'm living a waking nightmare right now man"
Guy 2: " I don't care "
by Daonebest August 28, 2023
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Munted

Verb. To be/get munted.
Refers to the state of intoxication through either alcohol or other substances to the extent that you can no longer walk and all bodily functionality is lost.
"let us all get munted" -Nelson Mandela president of the United States of Africa 44BC- 1982
by Daonebest November 28, 2020
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