Daonebest's definitions

Mayhaps

Composed of both words 'maybe' and 'Perhaps'. It is more posh than either, usually used in a question and only when it sounds right.

'Mayhaps you should like to come out now?'
'It's a good idea, mayhaps?'

by Daonebest February 18, 2021

Germonke

A German monkey.
Alternately Le monke tinted with the tri-colour of the modern German flag.

'No way.... Germonke....'
'Germonke could me the fourth reich'
'this is the CORRECT way to spell colour as far as i'm concerned'- British person

by Daonebest February 18, 2021

Waking nightmare

A waking nightmare, is where your actual life becomes worse than your dreams and your dreams become something of a refuge, where you can escape reality and forget. But when you wake up, you remember how shit life is for you at the moment in reality and that it was just a dream where you were happy. You'll know that you have a waking nightmare if you sometimes cry when you wake up as a result of the happiness difference between your dream and your life.

Guy 1: "I'm living a waking nightmare right now man"
Guy 2: " I don't care "

by Daonebest August 28, 2023