My friend felt very uncomfortable talking to the intimidating man dressed in sunglasses and a black and white suit so I had to Josh Gund him by throwing a coin near him to distract him

Josh Gund by Yiteziah April 8, 2021

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Gundham tanaka

spawn of satan. Gundham is best boi and will hunt you down if ur name is kazuichi (also hates earth)

Human A: ew, I saw a guy named kazuichi on earth

Human B: dude you're such a gundham tanaka

Gundham tanaka by drisbest March 9, 2019

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Gundere

A term born from the anime 'Nichijou'. It is the combination of 'gun' and 'tsundere' to make 'gundere'. It is the same as tsundere but the cold-like treatment towards the love victim is taken to a new level, incorporating the use of weapons ranging from sub-machine guns to heavy artillery.

The cold-treatment in 'tsundere' is usually just verbal, where as in 'gundere' the cold-treatment is extreme violence via heavy weaponry.

Female (blushing): I-It's not like I'm doing this for you or anything.
Male: I don't really need your help..
Female (extreme blushing): *Fires rocket launcher at the male* I'm going to help you anyway! be grateful!

Gundere by Keodara January 14, 2012

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gundee

Any type of drug.

Hey bro lets go get some gundee for the party.

gundee by Brohammers November 18, 2015

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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