Daniel's definitions

CRM

1. Customer Relationship Management

2. A program used to manage customer contacts.

The company chose Microsoft CRM because its employees were already familiar with Outlook

by Daniel June 19, 2005

mentat

A literary reference from Frank Herbert's Dune series describing someone who has been extensively trained to emulate the mental calculating capacity of a computer. Mentats have a tendancy to analyze everything as if it were data for a calculation. This term describes someone who over-analyzes every situation.

"If you could stop being a mentat for just one minute, you'd realize that all I wanted was a kiss..."

by Daniel June 13, 2005

Marty Friedman

One of the best lead guitar players in the world. Marty Friedman played in Cacophony with his friend and legendary guitarist Jason Becker. Martys leads will tear any whimps head off. Marty friedman also played in the legendary speed metal band Megadeth, Releasing legendary thrash album Rust in Peace. Unfortunately, Marty no longer plays metal, but has moved on to J pop.

One of the best heavy metal guitarists of his time.

by Daniel May 13, 2005

Whiney Punk

Whiney Punk: an extremly gay sub-genre of Punk. Musicians in this genre are bad at their instrument, and produce simple and catchy tunes consisting of similar terrible bass lines. The lyrics in this genre talk about relationships failing, how their girlfriend dumped them, etc.

Example bands: Good Charolete, Blink 182.

by Daniel May 13, 2005

necropedabeastifealityact

some one who has sex with dead baby animals

you have sex with dead baby puppys
you sick necropedabeastifealityact

by daniel May 13, 2005

cunnifungus

the female version of knob rot or cock cheese

"I went down on this bitch the other day, she had the fuckin nastiest cunnifungus ever, i still ate it all up thou......i was straving like a sweety cunt flap"

by Daniel May 13, 2005

crunk

Getting drunk or completely wasted.

Nigga i'm gunna get Crunk this weekend.

by Daniel May 13, 2005