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dashmead

dans Expression of flatulentousness
yo did u hear ..... dashmead i fuckin forgot
by dan October 26, 2003
mugGet the dashmeadmug.

Bejesus

A word commonly used to express great surprise or fear.
You scared the BEJESUS out of me!!!
by Dan May 6, 2004
mugGet the Bejesusmug.

assbeef

An external, exposed part of the rectum. Usually occurs as a result of anal sex with insufficient lubrication and a quick removal of the penis or other object.
I had my penis in her butt and she pulled away too quick. Now she has assbeef.
by Dan September 10, 2004
mugGet the assbeefmug.

bogel

A bogel is a Malaysian spambot.

The spambots appear in irc chatrooms, paste a line of text and then leave. The text is usually in Malaysian and includes a line of text and a link to a webpage supposedly offering porn. The text in their message almost always contains the word 'bogel'. This is where the spambots get their name.

Anyone who visits their webpage and downloads the .zip file, opens it and clicks on the .exe file inside will get a hidden copy of mirc installed in their system folder which turns them into a spambot without theit knowledge.

Bogel is also the Malaysian word for 'naked'.
05:14 *** Bee_blind (sbzi@210.186.110.JM228=) has joined #tommyboyd
05:14 <Bee_blind> weii korang semua jom tgk gambar blue free!! masuk sini --> www.(edited).com/pelajar-smk-beromen takpun masuk ni www.(edited).com/latestbogel
05:14 -Bee_blind:#tommyboyd- Download video clips datin secara percuma di www.(edited).com/latestbogel
05:14 *** Bee_blind (sbzi@210.186.110.JM228=) has left #tommyboyd
05:14 <SimonApe> bogel!
05:14 <LaaLaa> bogel
05:14 <|Queen|> Yay! Bogel!
by Dan February 19, 2005
mugGet the bogelmug.

cockbarf

Total garbage or crap. Often used to express extreme dislike for something.
Movies starting with T and ending in '-itanic'.
by Dan February 23, 2004
mugGet the cockbarfmug.

tough cookies

by Dan December 6, 2004
mugGet the tough cookiesmug.

Martin and Max

A team of heroes. They freed Martin's neighborhood from the tyranny of local dumbasses in an epic battle.
Martin and Max should recieve recognition for their heroic deeds.
by Dan June 9, 2004
mugGet the Martin and Maxmug.

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