raver

someone who wants to escape from the cities and get mashed on something and party at a rave
by dan May 12, 2003
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jojy forjy

A screwed up way to say jujy fruits
JOOOORRRRJJEEEFOOORRJEEE.....George forman?
by DAN August 06, 2003
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United States of Canada

A joke that some Democrats tell about their states joining more liberal nations. In reality it would be stupid for Democrats to give up all control of the most powerful nation in the world, and it would be years before voter trends in "Jesusland" would allow even a single blue state to exist.

But alas this joke is taken seriously by young Democrats who have never had a taste of defeat in politics, or just are too stupid to understand the difference between a joke and a demand.

Had the Republicans lost I don't doubt the young among them would seriously think about abandoning California as a state.
We lost the election! Now we're gonna secede!
by Dan January 29, 2005
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splunge

I need to go splunge.
by Dan April 04, 2004
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nerd

Someone who thinks that they are cool for knowing things that will never be needed. Or someone who does an unnecisary amount of schoolwork because they think that is cool.
Jessica is a total nerd
by dan December 18, 2003
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Nerd

A man who because of his tiny penis and ugly looks, never has a girlfriend and spends all day playing video games and pretending to be a gangsta.
by dan July 26, 2003
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