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spam

Funky tasting meat that thinks its meat...but its not...
by Dan July 1, 2003
mugGet the spammug.

switch bitch

We are getting too many phone calls coming in, where is the switch bitch?
by Dan July 29, 2005
mugGet the switch bitchmug.

Hat-'tard

noun
Blending the noun 'hat' with the slang noun contraction of 'retard'. 1. A person who wears a baseball cap with the bill turned sideways, backward or otherwise in the wrong place for ridiculous, transitory social status rather than practicality. 2. A wanna-be gang member or rapper. See also wigger, See also eminem
Eric thinks he's a bad-ass Crip gangbanger because he wars his Cubs cap turned left. Don't tell him but he's really just a stupid wanna-be hat-'tard.
by dan January 11, 2004
mugGet the Hat-'tardmug.

POETS

by Dan November 25, 2003
mugGet the POETSmug.

woggy maria

I went down to Melbourne's suburbs and was surrounded by woggy marias who fawned over my skip accent and wealth and culture.
by dan November 20, 2003
mugGet the woggy mariamug.

Scroat

Abbreviation of scrotum, the external sac of skin enclosing the testes in most mammals.
Grab his scroat!

Suck my scroat bitch!!
by dan May 13, 2005
mugGet the Scroatmug.

DirtyDan

sleezey, trashy, underhanded, no good, con artist
You are a dirty-dan.
by Dan September 14, 2003
mugGet the DirtyDanmug.

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