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spring board

Rhyming slang for "supreme court".
This is the way it sounds when Americans say "supreme court" in TV interviews.
Will has criticized Bush's selection this week of Harriet Miers to sit on the spring board. Bush didn't mention the controversy her nomination has created in Republican circles.
by Dan October 6, 2005
mugGet the spring boardmug.

trueno

a car that is slower than a levin
"my levin will leave ur trueno for dust"
by Dan July 30, 2003
mugGet the truenomug.

Doja

A smooth-sounding funky -soul band from Las Vegas with the Valdez brothers on vocals.
Did you hear the slick drummer on the Doja CD?
by Dan December 7, 2003
mugGet the Dojamug.

Tardbarn

the place where the stupid kids in your class go. there are 3 types:
extreme: the kind that are proud of going to the romper room. they are more than proud to mention they need extra time on tests, and can't comprehend simple topics. also, extremes will proudly put it in your face, that they go to "support study" where someone does their homework for them.

warriors: they are the kind that will constantly do things wrong, and get in fights. they do this for one sole reason, they can't get in trouble. everytime one screws up, they go to the tardbarn and they are safe. these are the ones that are the most annoying.

escapee's: these ones are tough to deal with, because they dont think they belong in the tardbarn. they will be in regular classes, and somehow you always get stuck with them in your group. they will never get an answer right, and they are always acting like they care. they will try so hard to solve things, and unforutnately for everyone they are convinced they can be mainstreamed. generally it is apparent that they are not ready for actual learning, and should go home to the tardbarn.

The tardbarn is a very interesting place, and it will be almost immediate that you are able to categorize someone that is in the room. Girls tend to end up in the escapee category much more often. Thugs in the warrior section. The dumbest of all of them end up in the Extreme area, because they realize they can't do real work.
Every school has it, the room for retards. Many names are used, including: tardbarn, romper room, sped shed.
by dan February 14, 2005
mugGet the Tardbarnmug.

satantastic

a faboulous work of Satan or satanism. Hellish but cool. Goes good with Rob Zombie or Megadeath playing in the background.
dude! this tomb is so satantastic with all the candles and the alter and stuff
by Dan January 15, 2005
mugGet the satantasticmug.

assbeef

An external, exposed part of the rectum. Usually occurs as a result of anal sex with insufficient lubrication and a quick removal of the penis or other object.
I had my penis in her butt and she pulled away too quick. Now she has assbeef.
by Dan September 10, 2004
mugGet the assbeefmug.

bogel

A bogel is a Malaysian spambot.

The spambots appear in irc chatrooms, paste a line of text and then leave. The text is usually in Malaysian and includes a line of text and a link to a webpage supposedly offering porn. The text in their message almost always contains the word 'bogel'. This is where the spambots get their name.

Anyone who visits their webpage and downloads the .zip file, opens it and clicks on the .exe file inside will get a hidden copy of mirc installed in their system folder which turns them into a spambot without theit knowledge.

Bogel is also the Malaysian word for 'naked'.
05:14 *** Bee_blind (sbzi@210.186.110.JM228=) has joined #tommyboyd
05:14 <Bee_blind> weii korang semua jom tgk gambar blue free!! masuk sini --> www.(edited).com/pelajar-smk-beromen takpun masuk ni www.(edited).com/latestbogel
05:14 -Bee_blind:#tommyboyd- Download video clips datin secara percuma di www.(edited).com/latestbogel
05:14 *** Bee_blind (sbzi@210.186.110.JM228=) has left #tommyboyd
05:14 <SimonApe> bogel!
05:14 <LaaLaa> bogel
05:14 <|Queen|> Yay! Bogel!
by Dan February 19, 2005
mugGet the bogelmug.

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