Definitions by Dan
nazi
The true way to realize the superiority of white christan men and women. just kidding. Bunch of assholes and people who think they are better than jews blacks and everyone else.
full bird
We'll be having a unit inspection by the full bird this week. Let's make sure we look sharp for Colonel Smith.
Conference
The excuse people use to get a free vacation, as travel and expanses are paid for by the company. Interestingly enough most professional organizations hold their conferences in large tourist regions. As a result, attendees may sit in on only a few seminars and spend the rest of the allotted travel time playing golf, visiting tourist sites, and other recreational activities at their company's expense. Most of
Lawrence: So Peter, how was the conference in Orlando last week?
Peter: Well the conference ran five days, but I only spent the first day attending seminars and the remaining four days I went to Disney World and to the beach. But hey, Lumbergh had no clue where I was so he had no problem having Initech pay for my weeklong vacation.
Peter: Well the conference ran five days, but I only spent the first day attending seminars and the remaining four days I went to Disney World and to the beach. But hey, Lumbergh had no clue where I was so he had no problem having Initech pay for my weeklong vacation.
Conference by Dan May 27, 2008
Baby Boomer
Generation of Americans born between 1946 and 1964. Associated with Hippies, the environmental movement, the typical Baby Boomer was raised on the culture that the government will give him/her whatever she wants or needs in life. Being raised with the nanny state mentality, Baby Boomers are the leading factor to the disappearance of personal responisbility, spending beyond one's means, and the physical and moral degeneration of the family in American culture.
The generation that was born and raised during the Great Depression helped build America to greatness. The Baby Boomers came in and destroyed it.
Baby Boomer by Dan May 24, 2008
busting miles
Rolling back the odometer to make a used car appear it has less miles than it actually does. In short...odometer fraud.
State inspectors discovered Wild Bill's Used Car dealership was busting miles on its cars to get more money than the cars were worth.
busting miles by Dan May 19, 2008
uninvited guests
Any creature that chooses to make its home in a hard to reach area in your house. Be it in the attic, basement or inside a wall, these guests are often rodents, reptiles, or insects of varying sizes. Once discovered, uninvited guests are very hard to evict from your home.
I've placed some rat poison in the attic and sealed up any holes in the walls so we don't get any uninvited guests trying to make their homes here.
uninvited guests by Dan April 21, 2008
30 second rudies
"hey , im horny, lets have 30 seconds rudies!" thus having sex with in the 30 second rudies time frame.
30 second rudies by dan March 16, 2008