Adam

A mini adamus. Not on his level, but trying. Basically a cheap alternative.

Adam: "I'm gonna be better than adamus one day!" (Lie)

Stanislaw: "Man. Don't even."

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

paczkomat

A common structure every fucking polish village has. Commonly used for defecation.

Johnny: Yo bro have you seen that new paczkomat?

Loczek: Yeah. Already took a shit in it too.

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Girlfriend

The thing we all dream of having.

Me: "man i wanna have a girlfriend."

Every male on earth: "same."

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Mimi

Your younger sister who listens to K-Pop. Your best friend (The funniest guy around) will do anything to fuck her.

Johnny: "Thats my little sister Mimi."

Szymon (best friend): "Shit nigga imma need some of that ass."

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Adamus

The best fucking person in sosnowiec. When his car pulls up to your village, every guy turns to a priest, and every woman turns into a nun. The best priest you could meet. The pope wishes he was him.

Adamus: *singing barka*

*everyone sings along with tears.*

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Your dad

A ginger bitch ass nigga you got the declining hairline from. Or you don't know him.

Y/N: "yo, whats your dads hair color?"

Me: "he's a ginger."

*everyone in the school bullies you*

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Ela

Władek's wife. That is enough.

Ela: "johnny zlaz na dół."

Johnny: "po co?"

Ela: "Po jajco. Zlaz kurwa już."

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023