ass cream

medicine for hemorroids

I went through 16 tubes of ass cream

by Da Nasty One November 11, 2004

ass batter

wet, sloppy shit that squirts as soon as you relax your butt cheeks

That fucking hobo got ass batter all over the floor!

by Da Nasty One November 11, 2004

tuna sandwich

a sick ass sexual manuever where your woman makes you eat her coochie even though she's bleeding

I had to down a fifth of SoCo after my woman made me eat her tuna sandwich. I still couldn't get the taste of blood out of my mouth!

by Da Nasty One June 17, 2003

magical man-jina

The ability to satisfy a woman in ways that could sicken a normal man.

Duece, you got some magical man-jina.

by Da Nasty One June 11, 2003

Man Juice

the "creamy filling" of your "man twinkie;" you know, jizz!

Women are evil cuz they try to steal your man juice!

by Da Nasty One June 17, 2003

dine n ditch

eating at a restaurant and leaving without paying the check

Yesterday we went did a dine n ditch at Perkins!

by da nasty one June 11, 2003

man titties

The breasts on a fat man.

That dude got the biggest man titties I ever seen!

by Da Nasty One June 11, 2003