DW's definitions

Ass Ram

The process by which a man sticks his erect penis into that of the asshole of the same sex, or different.

I heard that Sam got ass rammed by Tj

by DW June 15, 2003

flyover country

The middle class Midwest that is typically "flown over" by scheduled airlines in their hops between their major hubs. The bounds of flyover country vary from urbanite to urbanite. People from Chicago tend to think it runs from the Mississippi River to the Rockies (and also Indiana). Bay Area, it's the San Joaquin Valley east to Chicago. New York, it's anything that is not within an hour's drive of The City.

Ray's nightmare came true: His plane made an emergency landing in Tulsa, the capital of flyover country, and his New York accent got him beaten by the locals.

by dw September 1, 2003

(h)

Derived from an msn messenger emoticon, '(h)' denotes a round yellow face with black shades and a big white grin, what it of course also denotes is the quality of being good/cool/great often with some ebullience.

"I well got laid last night (h)"

by dw March 23, 2003

HERO

Someone of the lower social hierarchy order who adopts the "ways of a HERO" in order to make themselves look the social icon they dream to be. The first two known HEROs were CP and MEAT. Of course the whole HERO buisness was intended to be facetious and 'put on' but CP never quite saw it that way.

"The two HEROs met up at the Local HERO for a rogue one."

by dw March 23, 2003

cheesy scrotum

A scrotum that hasn't been washed for a long time.

by dw March 25, 2003

Good Effort Award

Award given to the person who is not really distinguished in any particular area. Synonymous with the "Good Sportsmanship Award," the "Keep up the Good Work Award," and the "Attitude Award." Used as a self esteem booster.

While little Jacquelyn received two first place ribbons in the 100-meter-dash and the swimming race, young Becky donned a "Good Effort" ribbon and a "Best Bubble Blower" ribbon. (NOTE: I, the writer of this definition, actually received a bubble-blowing ribbon. Best in my whole camp.)

by DW June 11, 2004

cannibal corpse

don't listen to guys like "sven" and "larstait" who are gay buttfuckers with their stupid fucking opinions about
how bad cannibal corpse are.fuck those guys cannibal corpse and there lyrics fucking rule!!!!


FUCK CANNIBALCORPSE HATERS!!!!!!

despite people like "sven" and "larstait"'s dumb opinions cannibal corpse remains one of the greatest and most influential deathmetal bands around

THEY ROCK!!!!!

by dw August 11, 2004