DW's definitions

yodel

1. singing in a weird way

2. a chocolate twinkie

1. If you yodel, it will cause an avalanche.

2. Yodels are scrumptuous in lunches.

by DW May 30, 2004

rhubarb

1. A plant with stalks that can only be eaten after being sweetened and cooked and often eaten with other things anyway. Many people have heard of it but never seen it before.

A rhubarb pie actually has more strawberries than rhubarbs.

by DW May 28, 2004

Stoned

a time when you come up with the funniest quotes in the world and your a fucking genious but dont remember any of it in the morning...

See the movie Blow w/ Johnny Depp.

by DW April 4, 2004

MHSer

If the following applies you may be a MHSer:
* you or several of your friends have a DUI
* your friends nicknames pertain to alcohol (ex. DUI, wingman, DW)
* you or someone you know has been through the trauma unit 'scared straight' thing
* if you or someone you know drinks on major religious holidays (ex. Christmas eve)
* you or someone you know has been arrested and gone to court over something amazingly stupid
* if you know Mrs. Diva, Shaft and Mort
* if you have mastered the art of drunk driving at all hours of the day
* if your idea of a day off from school is drink from morning to night
* if your pets are named after mixed drinks (ex. tequila sunrise)
* if you think the word bush is supposed to be spelled B-U-S-C-H
* if your beer of choice is Busch Light
* if you have driven a corona with a corona (dont ask)

(if you think of more feel free to add!)

by DW March 31, 2004

jacksey

Arse, ass, rear end.

There are an awful lot of people in this world who put their kids through certain schools, feeder schools, grammar schools and you get absolute tossers doing jobs for exorbitant money.

Well I don't really want to be part of it so you can shove your snooker up your jacksey.

by dw October 13, 2003

Delegogator

paranoid, insecure, talentless egomaniac bosses who delegate all work to subordinates and take credit for it.

Chris sat in his office all day long delegogating to his corporate minions while he surfed the web looking for additional information to plagarize.

by dw October 8, 2003

flyover country

The middle class Midwest that is typically "flown over" by scheduled airlines in their hops between their major hubs. The bounds of flyover country vary from urbanite to urbanite. People from Chicago tend to think it runs from the Mississippi River to the Rockies (and also Indiana). Bay Area, it's the San Joaquin Valley east to Chicago. New York, it's anything that is not within an hour's drive of The City.

Ray's nightmare came true: His plane made an emergency landing in Tulsa, the capital of flyover country, and his New York accent got him beaten by the locals.

by dw September 1, 2003