shit on a stick

A pissed off exclaimation, akin to "drat" but not quite so emphatic as "fuck a duck!" (The appropriate reply from anyone nearby is "Nah, it'd never sell.")

"What ? You forgot the beer ? Well, shit on a stick!"

by DS September 24, 2003

act a fool

to go apeshit

2 fast. 2 furious. 2 fast. Act a fool.

by ds June 17, 2003

Angry Magnet

Naked Performance Art! Requires one penis and one household vacuum cleaner with nozzle attachment.
Turn the vacuum cleaner on and hold the nozzle close enough to your penis to just cause the end of your knob to be draw towards the nozzle, just like an angry magnet!

Pulled off the angry magnet!

by DS October 31, 2003

paranoia

When your boses tell you that everything is going to be ok... then they leave.

See: Nigel Hurst

by DS May 18, 2004

techie

Euphemism for geek, usually used by geeks themselves

I must admit I'm a bit of a techie, I like to sit behind the computer all day

by ds March 18, 2005

gfs

Gay Family Shit

Used when your plans are ruined by family obligations.
"I got screwed into some GFS"
also popular is GGFS (Gay Girl Friend Shit)

by DS June 07, 2004

dirty pillows

rib balloons

She had a fancy set of rib balloons

by ds March 16, 2003