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Jennifer Lopez

highly successful Puerto Rican American who has learned to hire people who can keep her image in the media far beyond the level her talent would otherwise suggest.
Jennifer Lopez was on tv tonight on six different stations just because her marriage is on again/off again/on again/off again. Should we really care so much about celebrities. They are just like us, only rich beyond our wildest imaginations.
by dp September 21, 2003
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Cerise

A popular woman's name which attracted dozens of interesting complimentary submissions to the UD and dozens and dozens of derogatory insults to unsuspecting women and girls who share the name. UD editors have decided to stop further definitions for Cerise.
No more definitions for Cerise will be added to the Urban Dictionary because too many UD contributors decided to use the site to angrily insult women and girls with the name.
by dp September 24, 2003
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Saugatuck Seesaw

Group sex in which one has doggystyle sex with two people simultaneously by using a dildo attached to their back. The motion resembles the three way moving like a seesaw.
Can you believe that Jim and chase did the Saugatuck Seesaw last weekend?
by DP May 8, 2021
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saugatuck seesaw

Group sex in which one has doggystyle sex with two people simultaneously by using a dildo attached to their back. The motion resembles the three way moving like a seesaw.
Can you believe that chase and Jim did the Saugatuck seesaw last weekend?
by DP May 8, 2021
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nano

(adj) a descriptive term indicating smallness of size
Large dogs were once popular, but now it is fashionable to carry a nano-dog around in your purse.
by dp March 15, 2005
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shlime

word used instead of an answer in a class
teacher: james what is 7x8
me: shlime!
by DP March 30, 2005
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the jaceman!

perhaps the sexiest man alive, but also the fourth largest queer. once seen eating his own detachable penis, the jaceman! is never a bore. pros: sexy bod, lady skills, herpes. cons: bad breath, fblp, herpes.
one time the jaceman! and myself were shooting craps. i says to the jaceman!, "hey, the jaceman!, wtf?" the jaceman! replies, "huh?" and i shot him
by dp April 5, 2005
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