DP's definitions

Saugatuck Seesaw

Group sex in which one has doggystyle sex with two people simultaneously by using a dildo attached to their back. The motion resembles the three way moving like a seesaw.

Can you believe that Jim and chase did the Saugatuck Seesaw last weekend?

by DP May 8, 2021

hooped

caught in a situation that has no obvious solution

We are kind of hooped because the guy to interview you doesn't come in to work for another two hours.

by dp June 11, 2003

nano

(adj) a descriptive term indicating smallness of size

Large dogs were once popular, but now it is fashionable to carry a nano-dog around in your purse.

by dp March 15, 2005

the jaceman!

perhaps the sexiest man alive, but also the fourth largest queer. once seen eating his own detachable penis, the jaceman! is never a bore. pros: sexy bod, lady skills, herpes. cons: bad breath, fblp, herpes.

one time the jaceman! and myself were shooting craps. i says to the jaceman!, "hey, the jaceman!, wtf?" the jaceman! replies, "huh?" and i shot him

by dp April 5, 2005

fuk'd

Short for fucked

I was fuk'd yesterday.

by dP December 1, 2003

B.A.R.W

Stands for Beached Albino Rhino Whale.

Daaaamn, Rosie O'Donnel is the biggest B.A.RW I've ever seen!!

by dP April 15, 2004

behrad

A young turkish man who enjoys cruising in his BMW and driving on the opposite side of the road. He is alluded to believe poeple like him, however this is far from true. They simply use him to get into his Prom After Parties (which are good if you avoid seeing him all night).

My name is Behrad and I'm a waste!

by DP April 23, 2005