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Party Trooper

A person who will continue to party no mater what obstacles get in the way. The opposite of a party pooper.
Despite massive rains, high cover charges and impending doom, Jimmy continued to look for the next party. He's a real party trooper.
by dotk May 4, 2010
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Screwicide

The act of screwing somebody until they die from it. Alternatively, the most enjoyable form of suicide if your goal is to screw until you die.
My husband has been gone on that business trip for so long that when he returns, I'm going to commit justifiable screwicide.
by DOTK February 10, 2009
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producktive

When you have a lot of work to do, but avoid doing it by any means necessary. (Inspired by the show Duck Dynasty.)
Willie: Why aren't you people making duck calls?
Si: We're being producktive by making kites to fly outside to attract ducks.
by DOTK January 23, 2014
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Boob Tube Baby

A child who is conceived because there was nothing good on TV that night and the parents were bored.
I don't have cable- so my first son is a Boob Tube Baby I blame it on the show "Charles in Charge". My second son was a sponge failure.
by DOTK December 5, 2012
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Hellective

Any course but especially a college elective course thought to be "fluff" an easy A...however it turns out to be harder than hell and the student barely passes the course or has to drop it or suffer consequences.
Student 1: Dude, I signed up from Speedeli's basket weaving class.

Student 2: No way!! Speedeli makes you spend three weeks hiking the Appalacian trail looking for raw materials with your bare hands. That class it unreal...totally hellective. You better drop it now while you have a chance.

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Kelly lost her 4.0 GPA after taking an hellective sculpture class taught by Mr. Biggums.
by DOTK September 24, 2012
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Great For You

A polite business way to say "fuck you".
Man 1: I was driving to work today and my brand new Porshe got a flat tire.

Store Clerk: Great for you.
by DOTK March 18, 2012
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Go All Scientology

To go crazy on somebody- especially if you are going to yell at them loudly. Scientologists believe that they can command things around them by using their voice.
Boss: Go yell at that clerk.

Employee: I'll go all Scientology on them.
by DOTK April 5, 2012
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