DOTK's definitions
A person who will continue to party no mater what obstacles get in the way. The opposite of a party pooper.
Despite massive rains, high cover charges and impending doom, Jimmy continued to look for the next party. He's a real party trooper.
by dotk May 4, 2010

When you are terrified of your local government and the authority that it weilds with very little checks and balances.
Friend 1: Have you seen Pete lately?
Friend 2: He is staying at a hotel because the city government demolished his house. He is pretty metrofied at the moment.
Friend 2: He is staying at a hotel because the city government demolished his house. He is pretty metrofied at the moment.
by DOTK July 28, 2012

To go crazy on somebody- especially if you are going to yell at them loudly. Scientologists believe that they can command things around them by using their voice.
by DOTK April 5, 2012

Sadulations is what you say to somebody who is going through something stressful but good at the same time. It can be said when somebody has gotten a divorce-- you are sad because they have gone through it, but glad because they are out of a bad situation.
Girl 1: "Jack just dumped me!"
Girl 2: "Sadulations...I'm sorry he dumped you, but Jack is a JERK!! Let's celebrate and go clubbing."
Girl 2: "Sadulations...I'm sorry he dumped you, but Jack is a JERK!! Let's celebrate and go clubbing."
by DOTK July 23, 2010

A child who is conceived because there was nothing good on TV that night and the parents were bored.
I don't have cable- so my first son is a Boob Tube Baby I blame it on the show "Charles in Charge". My second son was a sponge failure.
by DOTK December 5, 2012

The idea that government exists to spend money and/or solve all problems of people, businesses or groups by spending money.
President Obama has really expanded Givernment spending.
I'm waiting for my givernment check to come so that I can score me some sweet crack.
I'm waiting for my givernment check to come so that I can score me some sweet crack.
by DOTK June 10, 2009

When you have a lot of work to do, but avoid doing it by any means necessary. (Inspired by the show Duck Dynasty.)
Willie: Why aren't you people making duck calls?
Si: We're being producktive by making kites to fly outside to attract ducks.
Si: We're being producktive by making kites to fly outside to attract ducks.
by DOTK January 23, 2014
