DON's definitions

Spedulance

The unfortunate quality of being quite dumb, naive, "retarted", unwise, inability to cope with reality.

Due to your extreme spedulance, you couldn't even make it into the special ed class.

by Don November 21, 2003

university of san francisco

the university of san francisco is the best high school on the west coast. you know you go to usf when: you pay as much for a degree at stanford, but no one has ever heard of your school; people constantly ask if you're a med student; you've fallen down stairs on your way to class; you can price coc, weed, shrooms, and e by asking your r.a; you've had sex in one of the following places: the lounge of any dorm, the butt hut, the library, the gym--koret or memorial, roof of any building on campus, the guardshack, or your dorm room while your roommate was still there; you've frequented all the geary bars before the age of 21; you've been to castro on halloween once, and never went back; you don't even have a college football team, and all the other teams suck.

I have a liberal arts education from usf.

by don March 26, 2005

Corona

Quite possably the most over priced shit tasting beer, EVER!

This corona sucks major ass for $9 a sixer.

by Don May 13, 2005

pink wish

Refers to someone wishing for pussy.

That boy always has the pink wish on his mind.

by don September 25, 2006

Uniball

Having one testicle inside of the scrotum instead of having the usual two. This normally produces half the amount of semen as having two.

Dave lost his testicle in an accident so he then had a uniball

by Don March 20, 2003

liktor

identical to kolakasciene.An ethereal thing. Wontourn/Kolakasciene

Overwhelmmed,Ifelt I had to say,'liktor,kolakasciene.

by Don December 9, 2003

whoregina

A Vagina that belongs to a whore.

That bitch has the biggest whoregina I know.

by don September 22, 2008