DON's definitions

Short Man's Syndrome

A demeaning phrases to explain the
everyday behaviour or reactions of a
shorter man. This circular definition
is very much like the black man's
supposed "chip on the shoulder," or a
female's "penis envy".

It is a device to excuse discrimination
by blaming the recipient of that
discrimination.

Redneck 1: "Hey, that guy got angry when I ridiculed him for being short."

Redneck 2: "He did? I guess that must be short man's syndrome."

by don April 30, 2004

Retard

1. Slang, N; Mentally retarted person.
2. Slang, N; Stupid Person
3. Verb; Resistant to outside influences or substances.

1. "Look at all the retards'
"My brother is a retard"

2. "Bobby is such a retard"
"Only retards each boogers"

3. "Retard the flames with your urine, Retard"

by Don August 5, 2004

Uniball

Having one testicle inside of the scrotum instead of having the usual two. This normally produces half the amount of semen as having two.

Dave lost his testicle in an accident so he then had a uniball

by Don March 20, 2003

liktor

identical to kolakasciene.An ethereal thing. Wontourn/Kolakasciene

Overwhelmmed,Ifelt I had to say,'liktor,kolakasciene.

by Don December 9, 2003

general lee

Originally, the '69 Dodge Charger from the tv show, "The Dukes of Hazzard. The car had a 426 hemi that Luke had built and bought a car to put it in. The car was then painted orange with the confederate flag on the roof and the number 01, and of course, it was called the general lee. The car was altered very little, unless it was getting jumped, the only cosmetic add on other than the paint was a grill gaurd. In some episodes the car had a 440 magnum rather than the hemi, but who noticed?. Now, there are a large number of people who have meticulously rebuilt their own general lee chargers, so there are much more general lee's in existance now.

(dixie horn) Yeeeee-Haaawwwww. (smash)

by don September 3, 2005

Corona

Quite possably the most over priced shit tasting beer, EVER!

This corona sucks major ass for $9 a sixer.

by Don May 13, 2005

pink wish

Refers to someone wishing for pussy.

That boy always has the pink wish on his mind.

by don September 25, 2006