DON's definitions

minge

or mingeing == moaning,complaining

he's always minging about this and that

by don June 16, 2003

muff

hand warmer

it was a very cold day and her hands were in a muff

by don June 16, 2003

new york

A state where 98% of its area gets a bad rap from 2%. There's a helluva lot more to New York than the City.

I'm from Upstate New York.

by Don October 26, 2003

Spedulance

The unfortunate quality of being quite dumb, naive, "retarted", unwise, inability to cope with reality.

Due to your extreme spedulance, you couldn't even make it into the special ed class.

by Don November 21, 2003

Pushing Cotton

Needing to go number 2

"I'm really pushing cotton here, I must find a bathroom right now."

by Don November 30, 2003

blood_stained_II

fucking prick asshole

you dirty "blood_stained_II"

by Don November 30, 2003

Turd Honking for the Right of Way

When you need to take a crap and you let out a fart that smells exactly like crap.

ooh. That one smells, it's a turd honking for the right of way.

by Don December 1, 2003