80 definitions by DON

Spedulance

The unfortunate quality of being quite dumb, naive, "retarted", unwise, inability to cope with reality.

Due to your extreme spedulance, you couldn't even make it into the special ed class.

by DON November 22, 2003

muff

hand warmer

it was a very cold day and her hands were in a muff

by DON June 16, 2003

cocknocker

When the insult "cock" just isnt enough, the insult can be lengthed to cocknocker

"my dear Jeremy, I have decided to finish our relationship because of your inability to commit to me or my feelings. You are truely a cocknocker"

by DON February 13, 2004

coo

Coo is another shortened way of saying killer cool. Cartman of south park also uses it.

This site is coo, real coo

by DON February 11, 2004

Short Man's Syndrome

A demeaning phrases to explain the
everyday behaviour or reactions of a
shorter man. This circular definition
is very much like the black man's
supposed "chip on the shoulder," or a
female's "penis envy".

It is a device to excuse discrimination
by blaming the recipient of that
discrimination.

Redneck 1: "Hey, that guy got angry when I ridiculed him for being short."

Redneck 2: "He did? I guess that must be short man's syndrome."

by DON May 1, 2004

kick start

andys dildo/vibrator that is used for his sexual pleasure it is started the same way as a motorcycle

andy shanahan loves his kickstart

by DON April 25, 2005

Renwood

1. To do something idiotic
2. A moron

1. That was such a Renwood thing to do
2. Man your a Renwood Don

by DON January 27, 2004