DON's definitions

Spedulance

The unfortunate quality of being quite dumb, naive, "retarted", unwise, inability to cope with reality.

Due to your extreme spedulance, you couldn't even make it into the special ed class.

by Don November 21, 2003

Uniball

Having one testicle inside of the scrotum instead of having the usual two. This normally produces half the amount of semen as having two.

Dave lost his testicle in an accident so he then had a uniball

by Don March 20, 2003

Retard

1. Slang, N; Mentally retarted person.
2. Slang, N; Stupid Person
3. Verb; Resistant to outside influences or substances.

1. "Look at all the retards'
"My brother is a retard"

2. "Bobby is such a retard"
"Only retards each boogers"

3. "Retard the flames with your urine, Retard"

by Don August 5, 2004

liktor

identical to kolakasciene.An ethereal thing. Wontourn/Kolakasciene

Overwhelmmed,Ifelt I had to say,'liktor,kolakasciene.

by Don December 9, 2003

cocknocker

When the insult "cock" just isnt enough, the insult can be lengthed to cocknocker

"my dear Jeremy, I have decided to finish our relationship because of your inability to commit to me or my feelings. You are truely a cocknocker"

by Don February 12, 2004

kneecapping

The act of permanently destroying someone’s kneecaps. Often done with a firearm (as popularised in film and television), a baseball bat or lead pipe or other blunt instrument, or a power drill (often used in conjunction with a countersunk drill bit and popular with the IRA).

When the police heard the screaming, they knew that Shamus had been on the wrong end of an IRA kneecapping.

by Don January 7, 2004

Corona

Quite possably the most over priced shit tasting beer, EVER!

This corona sucks major ass for $9 a sixer.

by Don May 13, 2005