DON's definitions

uptanker

It is the comapnion to the drydocker. To rid a commode of its flushing water, and to then deficate in the tank on the rear of the commode.

The janitor hates us after last night. They got both a drydocker and a uptanker.

by Don August 29, 2004

blockbuster

A major motion picture, very successful at the box office.

Titanic was a blockbuster hit!

by Don April 15, 2004

muff

hand warmer

it was a very cold day and her hands were in a muff

by don June 16, 2003

kick start

andys dildo/vibrator that is used for his sexual pleasure it is started the same way as a motorcycle

andy shanahan loves his kickstart

by don April 25, 2005

nascar

Acronym for National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing. Started really with the shiners from the 20's and 30's and progressed into the large and popular sport it is today. Though the cars they race are not really stock at all, certain shapes, like hood, doors and trunk are taken from their stock counter-parts. There are many forms, such as
Nextel Cup(formerly winston)
Busch Grand National
Craftsman Truck Series
Arca
Goody's
Legends
And God knows what else, it is a very diverse sport, great for everyone to watch and enjoy.

chevyman-Dude, If Earnhardt were back out there, he's be beatin' the shit outta Gordon.

by don July 28, 2005

liberal

A conservative who has not been mugged yet.

He wont be liberal after he gets his ass kicked by a loose druggie.

by don February 19, 2007

baloney

Baloney. A key component in the game, Hide the Baloney. The game is played by a man and a woman in which they try to find places to hide the baloney.

"Lets play hide the baloney!"

by Don August 6, 2004