DON's definitions

shocker

two in the pink, one in the stick

seriosly its fucking disgusting

by DOn May 13, 2005

Short Man's Syndrome

A demeaning phrases to explain the
everyday behaviour or reactions of a
shorter man. This circular definition
is very much like the black man's
supposed "chip on the shoulder," or a
female's "penis envy".

It is a device to excuse discrimination
by blaming the recipient of that
discrimination.

Redneck 1: "Hey, that guy got angry when I ridiculed him for being short."

Redneck 2: "He did? I guess that must be short man's syndrome."

by don April 30, 2004

Howard Dean

The man who we thought would be running for president but did extraordinarily badly in the primaries. Too liberal, too crazed, too short, too stocky, too uncharismatic. Doesn't look good, Dean!! And who gives their height in quarter inches?

"I'm 5'8". Almost 5'9". 5'8 3/4 to be exact." -Howard Dean

by Don February 7, 2004

rad

ride and destroy.

A rad skate session. we skated, we destroyed

by don January 19, 2009

liberal

A conservative who has not been mugged yet.

He wont be liberal after he gets his ass kicked by a loose druggie.

by don February 19, 2007

ac/dc

A term used in the 1970s & 80s for bi-sexual.

"Is he gay?" "No, He is ac/dc"

by Don August 6, 2004

Barbed

When a woman with a very loose vagina places her twat on a man's face so that he can't breath.

Roeland's mom Barbed Cal, when they were going at it last night.

by Don March 20, 2003