DON's definitions

nascar

Acronym for National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing. Started really with the shiners from the 20's and 30's and progressed into the large and popular sport it is today. Though the cars they race are not really stock at all, certain shapes, like hood, doors and trunk are taken from their stock counter-parts. There are many forms, such as
Nextel Cup(formerly winston)
Busch Grand National
Craftsman Truck Series
Arca
Goody's
Legends
And God knows what else, it is a very diverse sport, great for everyone to watch and enjoy.

chevyman-Dude, If Earnhardt were back out there, he's be beatin' the shit outta Gordon.

by don July 28, 2005

Howard Dean

The man who we thought would be running for president but did extraordinarily badly in the primaries. Too liberal, too crazed, too short, too stocky, too uncharismatic. Doesn't look good, Dean!! And who gives their height in quarter inches?

"I'm 5'8". Almost 5'9". 5'8 3/4 to be exact." -Howard Dean

by Don February 7, 2004

nos

Acronym for , Nitrous Oxide Sytems, used for fuel injected cars ( can be used for carbuerated, with a lot more hassle and cussing) to boost the car's acceleration by injecting a pre-determined shot of nitrous oxide into the fuel-air mixture. Doing this creates a feeling similar to turbo-charging your car. This can sometimes be a cheaper alternative to turbo or super chargers. However, nitrous requires refilling whereas turbo does not, so turbo pays off in the long run. Both can create an undesirable high pitched sound commonly heard in briggs and stratton's, I mean 4-bangers. So for a way to increase performance w/out 2-stroke sounds, please see NA

riceboy-dude my nitrous made my car do an 18 second 1/4.
chevyman-yeah, that's cool, my camaro ran that stock without leaving 3rd. ALL THROTTLE, NO BOTTLE!!!

by Don July 2, 2005

Koppel

A Cunt. Derived from the swivel eyed chairman who turned the great club of Wimbledon into Franchise FC

The Koppel stole my club!

by Don August 10, 2004

floopy

when a man's cock is extremely soft, enabling his girlfriend, or anyone he chooses, including himself, to play with it, flopping it around from side to side, up or down, and enjoying the flaccidity by squeezing

you cock is so floopy! it's so much more fun than when it's hard...

by Don March 8, 2003

fetch

Fetch, Fetching, Fetcher, Mother Fetcher are substitute by religious people for Fuck, Fucking, and Fucker.

"Oh, my fetching heck"
"Thats fetching cool!"
"He's such a fetcher"
"Mother Fetcher!"

by Don August 6, 2004

Drydocker

To flush a toilet after shutting of the water supply to it so it has no water supply. Then you defecate in in the now dry bowl. The next sorry bastard comes in to use the toilet wondering what that foul odor is and tries to flush it down before he/she uses the toilet only to see that there is no water and they are SHIT out of luck on using the toilet.

The walmart got a drydocker last night and I was the poor bastard who walked in on the surprise. I tried hard to flush it, but there was no water. I wanted to vomit all over the place.

by Don May 23, 2011