Incontinental

Like when old people cant hold on. "Incontinence"

I peed every time I coughed I was coughing so hard. It was pretty funny peeing my pants every 5 minutes. Now I know how it feels to be incontinental.

by MightyBoy August 5, 2008

Incontinentia Buttox

The wife of Biggus Dickus.

From the Life Of Brian.

"he has a wife named Incontinentia Buttox you know."

by -cow_go_moo- May 25, 2021

incontinent

1. The condition of being unable to control bodily functions. There are two types of incontinence: Urinary Incontinence and Fecal Incontinence.

2. A person who suffers from either urinary or fecal incontinence.

1. My mother in law wears rubber pants and Depends briefs because she is incontinent.

2. Jon: "Glenda, did you just shit in your pants?"
Glenda: "Yes, I am an incontinent. Go get the hose."

by MKC323 February 12, 2008

Incontinent S'more

An incontinent smore is a typical smore with the chocalate exchanged with a peanut butter cup. When the assembly is pressed together during the final stage, the peanut butter cup oozes the brown peanut butter center giving the illusion of incontinence.

Hey guys gather around the campfire and let's make some incontinent s'mores!

by Kyle Clary October 4, 2008

incontinent

to lose control of your bodyily functions

i was wacked in the crotch and became incontinent

by Tom Ivens May 5, 2003

incontinent

A condition usually found in older people in which shit and piss on themselfs.

Redneck: "Nurse! Get a hose! Granpappy shit hisself"
Nurse: "He has been incontinent since he arrived 20 years ago, what do you expect?"
Redneck "Incontinental? I did not know you had incontinental breakfast in here."

by Don August 13, 2004

Incontinent

Incontinent is a type of affective disorder as defined in the yet to be published Diagnostic & Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition (DSM V). the symptoms of incontinence include misplaced passports, a sense of being landlocked, despondancy over missing the Left Bank, and a debilitating fear that the world is passing you by. Incontinence , if successfully treated, often finds the formally afflicted far from home, happily exploring foreign territories.

Hey, so sad to hear that Joe has incontinence.

Oh no worries! He found his passport, stashed the kids with relatives, quit his job, and has already been to five other continents! He's definitely no longer incontinent.

by toutestpossible August 11, 2010