Incontinental
I peed every time I coughed I was coughing so hard. It was pretty funny peeing my pants every 5 minutes. Now I know how it feels to be incontinental.
Incontinental by MightyBoy August 5, 2008
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incontinent
1. The condition of being unable to control bodily functions. There are two types of incontinence: Urinary Incontinence and Fecal Incontinence.
2. A person who suffers from either urinary or fecal incontinence.
2. A person who suffers from either urinary or fecal incontinence.
1. My mother in law wears rubber pants and Depends briefs because she is incontinent.
2. Jon: "Glenda, did you just shit in your pants?"
Glenda: "Yes, I am an incontinent. Go get the hose."
2. Jon: "Glenda, did you just shit in your pants?"
Glenda: "Yes, I am an incontinent. Go get the hose."
incontinent by MKC323 February 12, 2008
Incontinent S'more
An incontinent smore is a typical smore with the chocalate exchanged with a peanut butter cup. When the assembly is pressed together during the final stage, the peanut butter cup oozes the brown peanut butter center giving the illusion of incontinence.
Incontinent S'more by Kyle Clary October 4, 2008
incontinent
incontinent by Tom Ivens May 5, 2003
incontinent
Redneck: "Nurse! Get a hose! Granpappy shit hisself"
Nurse: "He has been incontinent since he arrived 20 years ago, what do you expect?"
Redneck "Incontinental? I did not know you had incontinental breakfast in here."
Nurse: "He has been incontinent since he arrived 20 years ago, what do you expect?"
Redneck "Incontinental? I did not know you had incontinental breakfast in here."
incontinent by Don August 13, 2004
Incontinent
Incontinent is a type of affective disorder as defined in the yet to be published Diagnostic & Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition (DSM V). the symptoms of incontinence include misplaced passports, a sense of being landlocked, despondancy over missing the Left Bank, and a debilitating fear that the world is passing you by. Incontinence , if successfully treated, often finds the formally afflicted far from home, happily exploring foreign territories.
Hey, so sad to hear that Joe has incontinence.
Oh no worries! He found his passport, stashed the kids with relatives, quit his job, and has already been to five other continents! He's definitely no longer incontinent.
Oh no worries! He found his passport, stashed the kids with relatives, quit his job, and has already been to five other continents! He's definitely no longer incontinent.
Incontinent by toutestpossible August 11, 2010
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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