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dotting the eyes

The act of ejaculating, most likely a facial ejaculation, then tapping your sex partner's eyes with a semen covered penis head.
"Wait a second, don't clean up yet, I'm not done dotting the eyes."
by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014
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det-property

An abbreviation for Detachment Property.

This is in reference to Marine Corps Detachments stationed at Embassies overseas, which maintain Detachment Property Logs of any and all property belonging to the detachment.

The alternate usage of Det-Property refers to any female (in rare cases, male) who has had "relations" with three (3) or more of the Marines assigned to a specific embassy detachment; this is regardless of rotation and carries over to new Marines assigned to the detachment.

Once a person has achieved Det-Property status, it is non-revokable and in perpetuity.
"Welcome to the detachment Marine."

"Thank you. Who's that hottie over there?"

"That's so and so, she's det-property." "She's already banged three Marines here."

"Holy shit!"
by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014
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Chiu Toy

Same as chew toy: "a person you have or will have carnal relations with but never a serious relationship." However, in this version, the "chiu toy" is of Asian descent.
"Dude, you have got to meet this chiu toy I picked up at a massage parlor in last weekend."
by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014
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TLD-TSLM

TLD-TSLM:
(an acceptable variance can also be written unhyphenated as TLDTSLM)

Acronym meaning - Treat'em Like Dirt, They Stick Like Mud.

This refers to the concept that if you treat a woman poorly, they become clingy.
GUY 1: Dude, I've been ignoring her calls all week, but she just keeps on calling and sending pathetic text messages begging to see me.

GUY 2: You know what they say, "TLD-TSLM."
by DL & CP for UD October 10, 2014
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VIP Stall

A handicap bathroom stall in a public or common bathroom facility.

To qualify as a VIP Stall, stall must also be equipped with private sink and be fully independent from regular stalls located within the same facility area.
"I thought you were going to the bathroom."
"I was, but the VIP Stall was taken."
by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014
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Gay-Shock

An adverse violent reaction to an unexpected cock.

Gay-Shock can be used as a legal defense if accused of beating or killing a tranny.
Lawyer: Can you please explain to the court what happened next?

Defendant: I really thought she was a woman, and she didn't tell me otherwise. When I took "her" pants down and saw a dick, I experienced gay-shock and just saw red.
by DL & CP for UD October 15, 2014
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Safety Wipe

The act of wiping ones arse independent of having defecated. Wiping is done for safety upon suspicion of having anal leakage; usually due to sharting (see shart), excessive sweating, gophering (which has since retracted), or any combination thereof.
"I just sharted and need to take a safety wipe right away."
by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014
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