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You wanna fight about it?

You wanna fight about it? Question, phrase, expletive.

You say this when you feel like pretending you are an Italian mobster. This phrase must always be spoken with a stereotypical Italian accent.
Them: "Dude, you completely fucked up my science project when you poured beer on it!"

You: "You wanna fight about it?"
by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006
mugGet the You wanna fight about it?mug.

Jones Soda

Jones Soda.

A trendy soda company that uses amateur photography on their bottles. They use unconventional flavors and colors for their soda.

Jones Soda is probably run by a bunch of dirty hippies.
by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006
mugGet the Jones Sodamug.

Fragged

Fragged.

To be so drunk that the only term that comes to mind is fragged.

Can also be used when high or extremely tired.

Synonyms: wasted, obliterated, mind fucked, retarded.
"I am so fragged right now, I can't even stand up."

"Dude, we were totally fragged last night."

"Lets get so fragged that we pass out with a fat chick on top of us."
by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006
mugGet the Fraggedmug.

Bob Dole

A former republican presidential nominee and senator who spoiled his reputation by doing Viagra ads.
Can be used as a verb: "I Bob Doled your mom."
Can be used as a noun: "I picked myself up a pack of Bob Doles."
Can be used as an adjective: "The Bob Dole room is the sexiest room in the house."
by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006
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Second Life

A digital world where people without a first life mingle and be pathetic togethor in harmony.
"Timmy and I play Second Life and then we watch reruns of our middle school graduation while masturbating."
by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006
mugGet the Second Lifemug.

Iraq

Iraq/Iraq'd

Quagmire.

Synonym for "to fuck up very badly."
"I Iraq'd this shit up!"

"I Iraq'd my paper and now I have to repeat the 9th grade... again."
by DJ Gorilla January 18, 2007
mugGet the Iraqmug.

John Mayer it!

John Mayer it!

A way to turn any guitar song into something that people will relate to. Gets the guitar player instant pussy and respect from his borderline emo friends.
Them: "Man, I don't think anyone likes this song I wrote."

You: "John Mayer it! You'll get laid in no time."

Them: "Thanks man, that really worked."
by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006
mugGet the John Mayer it!mug.

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