Swab the poop deck

when a pirate is giving anal sex to a captive

yarrrrr!!! I'll swab your poop deck!

by Derek January 14, 2004

Wing Sideburn

A condition held by overly long sideburns as they grow into long, curly strands that often resemble wings.

The man, with his shaggy, rebellious hair walked defiantly as his wing sideburn flowed gracefully in the wind like an eagle soaring ever so high.

by Derek May 13, 2007

oogle

a diragatory name for a person who hangs out with streetkids and thinks he or she is one but he has a place to go when it gets too cold or rough. Not a truly a streetkid or gutterpunk.

I hate that oogle, spare changing when you know that in two days he'll go home to his mom's house.

by derek January 18, 2004

Canadian flag

A pot leaf with two rolling papers

British Columbia is the marijuana capitol of the world

by derek January 22, 2004

seduction bot

An engaging and attractive automaton, typically designed by a reclusive scientist, created with the purpose of seducing women via webcam chat rooms.

Seduction Bot: I think you're really pretty.
<Scientist enters frame with enthusiastically flowery hand movements before chat ends>
Scientist: WELL DONE, SEDUCTION BOT!
Girl: What? <Leaves chat>

by Derek May 08, 2008

smashing herman

Sitting down on your nutsack really hard.

Man I just smashed herman again.

by Derek October 30, 2003

reindizzle

An African-American reindeer.

"Hurry it up with the big red slizzle, ma reindizzles!" said Saint Nizzle.

by Derek December 28, 2004