DAve's definitions

canteen

A type of portable jar (complete with a cap) able to hold much water, and only water.

"The military uses water canteens which are put into pouches. Or should I say they used to. Now there is a straw beside them which allows them to move their lips sideways to slurp. Kinda nice, not to mention hi-tech, but let's hope it doesn't foster laziness."
-me

by Dave June 28, 2004

Rounders

A game played by little girls in UK that is suspiciously similar to baseball

by Dave October 9, 2003

Fluffy

The affectionate nickname female fans have given for the character Sesshomaru, from the manga/anime series Inuyasha.

SOME OTAKU CHICK:
"Fluffy-sama is so HOT!!!!!"

ME:
"Holy shit girl calm down."

by Dave January 20, 2004

D.L.H

Deutch Lesbo Haircut
a midlength haircut that slants down from the back of the head to the front.

"dude, check that mad DLH over there"

by dave January 20, 2004

I seen it!

a phrase you might expect to say after seeing a girls foof or perhaps a boob or two

"hey peter, I seen it!"

by Dave February 5, 2005

penis envy

Perhaps the reason a friend of mine is being such an asshole towards me.

"Heh! That guy has penis envy I can tell!"
-me after being harassed by some jerkoff

by Dave January 15, 2004

fawk

Hispanic pronunciation of the word "fuck".

"Fawkin' sheet!"
-the buffoon in Adam Sandler's "They're All Gonna Laugh At You!" CD

by Dave February 29, 2004