cosmonaut

A Russian astronaut.

"We Americans have astronauts, and the Russians have cosmonauts. No real difference."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

KGB

Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti
(Committee for State Security)

The Russian intelligence agency, similar to America's CIA.

"Vladimir Putin seems like an ok guy, but some worry because he's ex-KGB."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

psyconaught

a person who explores the 'outer reaches' of the human psyche through hallucinogens.

yeah, jim's a psyconaught; haven't seen him in a while. . .

by dave December 12, 2003

My Sack

the main ingredient in hotdogs

My sack is so huge, I've sold it to Oscyer Myers for $11 million and they have enough sack for the production of 293 Billion hot dogs. Give or take a few.

by Dave August 02, 2003

doppy

Someone who is: fat, dumb, lazy, smelly, cheap, stinky, stupid, foul and dim-wiited.

Did you see the way Rob made his dinner out of condiments? That was DOPPY!

by Dave December 11, 2003

switch

1. If your told to go get one, run your dumb ass to the store and get them a present with flowers, candy, and an "I'm sorry" card.

2. Branch of a tree transformed into a lethal ass whoopin' device known to make grown men flinch at the mere mention of the word.

3. Experienced switch makers may strip the leaves, weave the branches, and set in water for a few days to make sure the branches don't break on their rotten little hoodlum kids asses.

"Get yur ass outside to get a switch, or I'll pick one out for'ya!"

by Dave January 06, 2004

strategery

Any and all elements regarding, for example, the act of strategy and its planning, execution, etc.

"Strategery....that should actually be a word!"
-me

by Dave January 16, 2004