DAve's definitions

the red button

See nuclear button.

"During the Cold War there was much fear about whether or not we'd really have to use the red button."
-me

by Dave September 28, 2004

joojoobs

A type of soft, chewy, succulent candy, often fruit-flavored.

"Ralf, from Ed, Edd'n'Eddy, likes joojoobs."

by Dave March 26, 2004

lemos

An animal that shoots poop from it's eyeballs!

Look out man that cow is a lemos!

by Dave March 2, 2004

Hotitty-hoe

specific form of "hotitty" - my hotitty-hoe, your hotitty hoe, etc. - a specific hot chick

"Yo dawg, I saw your HOTITTY-HOE at the supermarket yesterday."

by dave April 8, 2003

one holed skin flute

mouth organ.

she was playing the mouth organ when all of a sudden the spit guard started drippin'

by dave April 10, 2003

fiction

Please see real-life.

"There's too much fiction in real-life these days. Many things which people say are real are actually fiction. Political scandals are now fiction these days, because it's been such an ultra-hot topic for so long that everyone has exaggerated it. When people exaggerate reality, it becomes fiction."
-me

by Dave November 30, 2004

OIF

Initials for "Operation Iraqi Freedom".

"OIF is by far the US's most challenging war, on ALL aspects, including particularly politics."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004