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Dink

The pet name given to his penis by Steven "Baldy" Banbury.
Stevie got out his dink and beat Pete around the room!
by Dave March 17, 2005
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foo bar

foo bar is very often used in computer programming, used to declare a (temporary) variable.
Most probably, "foo" and "bar" came from "foobar," which in turn had its origins in the military slang acronym FUBAR. The most common rendition is "Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition"
Suppose we have a function named bar and a variable foo. To call the function we use foo bar.
by Dave August 2, 2006
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geist

Deutsche for "ghost".
"The haunted house is full of geists."
"Wha?"
"Ghosts I mean."
"Uh, riiiight."
by Dave September 9, 2004
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genesis

Premier term indicating a person's genetic code.
"The genesis of this individual is very unique..."
by Dave January 15, 2004
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pig

*A term to refer to a cop.

*A term to refer to an ultra-perverted man.

*Basically a term to refer to an annoying, snivelling, obnoxious, meddling prick, such as one who disrespects your privacy.

*Some good eatin'! ^_^
"Muslims don't eat pig because they're dirty. They don't know what they're missing out on. Bacon is goooood. ^.^ *hands one out to an arab* here try one! ^_^ "
-me
by Dave March 28, 2004
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douche

Pronounced "doosh"

*Vaginal cleaning item.
*An offense-purpose word toward a person.
"You're such a douche!"
by Dave April 16, 2004
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communism

A form of socialism; it is the final phase of revolutionary change in an industrialized country, where workers rebel and inevitably install a socialist government.
Many countries have undertaken the doctrine of Karl Marx's theory of communism, but those countries took long enough to realize that communism just simply doesn't work. Communism is actually not very people-based, and one important thing to mention is that communist nations are run by dictators and only dictators.

America and communism don't mix because America's founding principles are based on individual freedom, privacy, and other non-intrusive elements that socialism contrasts. And communist nations have a history of being run via civil oppression.
"Communism works on paper.....that's it."
-me

"In Soviet Russia, people had to save their money just to buy a toaster. Sorry for fooling you into thinking this would be a Yakov Smirnoff joke with the first three words."
-me
by Dave January 6, 2005
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