DAVE's definitions

closet dancer

a referance to homosexuality; A homosexual person who has not told his family or friends that he is homosexual

subject A "you dance to steps?"
subject B "yeh but dont tell my parents"

subject b is a closet dancer

by Dave October 27, 2003

Aubry

The greatest female ever.

Dave and Aubry made out on a local park bench, then later went back to Dave's place, had a couple of drinks, and what else would be left? Can't tell.

by Dave November 23, 2004

Ecliptic

adj. 1. Of, or pertaining to EclipticZero and/or x-siq; 2. fuckin gay LOL; 3. Inexcusable immaturity; stupidity or lack of intuition.

You are an ecliptic.

by Dave April 20, 2003

Superficial

Of or relating to a surface; concerned only with the obvious or apparent;

Synonyms are: Shallow, External.

Since she is superficial, Kelly will only date guys who are above the height of 6'3, and below 6'7, with NO exceptions. As a defense mechanism, she believes that she is picky and that everyone is superfical to certain degree.

by Dave January 28, 2005

really though

An interjection used when one is unsure that his audience believes what he just said, usually followed by an abbreviated retelling of said disbelieved topic.

An interjection used when one wants to change the mood from humorous or light to one where his audience will trust that what he's about to say is true.

See also seriously

Really though, I'm not a clown. I just like the suit.

by dave June 24, 2004

Sandfields

A place made on sand hence the name. Located in Port Davies under the control of King Duke Lord of Earl (see Duke of Earl) near the Sea of Lloyd. Known for all its fighting, drunkards, and druggies. All residents hate other parts of Port Davies especially Fairfield and Aberavon where the High Sheriff lives.

Sandfields is the place to be!
You are now entering a densely populated area.

by Dave February 9, 2005

Minehead

A minging place

Minehead mings

by dave March 11, 2003