befrazzle

So out of it that someone could shit in your mouth and you would think it was taco-bell

I am so befrazzled i could fuck myself

by Dave January 29, 2004

mother f'er

One who has sex with their wife/girlfriend after the said party has already had at least one child.

After having sex with my wife last night, I am now a mother f'er.

by Dave March 30, 2004

leftovers

The act of revenge on someone, by taking human poo poo and wrapping it in tinfoil, then sticking it in ones refridgerator.

"If Tom does'nt quick being an ass hole, he's going to get leftovers"

by Dave May 31, 2007

Playing Sonic

Sliding one's finger rhythmically and quickly.

i.e. female masturbation

<Dave> man where's Angie
<Fred> shes been playing sonic the whole time
<Angie> >_>

by Dave March 27, 2005

burn the bacon

When some dumb fuck like Brownie leaves something under the grill and goes into the lounge to have milk and cookies whilst the kitchen catches fire.

"You twat Brownie!! You burnt the sodding bacon again!!

by Dave January 22, 2004

shalackers

big feet

"shit...look at the shalackers on him!"

by Dave February 04, 2004

Stear

n. - Kill Sean.

"Hmmmm...tabasco...this calls for a stear."

by Dave November 10, 2003