DAVE's definitions

noun

A term referring to a person, a place, or a thing; essentially something that exists.

Such nouns include:
*me (Dave)
*George W Bush
*Microsoft (the place)
*Nintendo (the place)
*Nintendo Gamecube
*Microsoft Xbox
*Sony Playstation 2
*The Pentagon
*US Army
*La-La Land
*Mushroom Kingdom
*Dreams
*Money
*Food
*Controller
....among MANY others.

Supposedly this term also refers to sexual intercourse, as well as the word "verb" does too.

"Go noun yourself."
-me, if my knowledge of what "noun" now means serves me right

by Dave April 4, 2004

capitalism

Where when you have money you have power and respect. ^_^ capitalism is America's way of life & society, as communism is China's way of life & society.

Capitalism is the opposite of communism.

"Capitalism is better than communism in the long run. Think about it."
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

world domination

An event where one person, or perhaps even a group of people, have absolute control of the entire planet.

Usually a basic goal of the main evil character in a kid's action cartoon.

Something everybody wants.

"Everybody wants to rule the world"
-that one song

by Dave January 7, 2005

zoom zoom

Trademark from Mazda's commercials, both in the music and spoken by young boy at the end.

Music/Song:
"zoom... zoom... zoom"

Boy:
"Zoom... Zoom"

by Dave March 14, 2004

Russian T-bag

When a guy takes a piss in a girls mouth and then dunks his balls in her mouth thats still filled with his own piss.

Hey, it was pretty nice giving your mom a Russian T-bag last night.

by Dave May 12, 2003

Spubble

To take a very, very long time over something.

Where's Ollie? I don't know - he's probably engaged in a bit of spubble

by Dave December 9, 2003

lo-mein

Chinese noodles.

"I don't know where people get the definition of lo-mein being a slang term for a woman's vagina. I guess regardless of either one, lo-mein IS good eatin'. ^.^ "
-me

by Dave February 14, 2004