closet queen

Gay male who does not admit that he's gay and pretends that he is straight all the time to his friends/family.

George Bush will not admit that he's a closet queen

by Dave May 22, 2004

Death

*The state of being dead; when the body has died and is no longer living, or full of life.

*A divine, supernatural entity, commonly portrayed as a skeleton in a dark robe, carrying a large scythe, who comes to acquire the souls of those who have died, to ultimately take them to Purgatory.

"Death is something I look forward to if I get married."

DEATH : "Shut up you American! You always talk you Americans! You talk and you say 'let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this'! Well you're dead now, so SHUT UP!......and Englishmen! You're all so fucking pompous! None of you have got any balls!"

by Dave July 19, 2004

lass

another word for "girl"

"orrrr did ya see the tits on that lass?"

by dave August 12, 2003

Vincinated

The term used to describe your mental state after drinking with the Vincinator. There are varying degrees of Vincination, from serious alcohol poisoning (CAT 1) to waking up in Devon, on a Thursday, with a sore arse (CAT 5)!

I went for a quiet drink with Vinny, just woke up three days later, I have been Vincinated.

by Dave September 19, 2004

one armed bandit

A bandit with one arm.

Such as that guy in the Twin Peaks movie. I don't think he was a bandit. He did have one arm though.

by Dave October 13, 2003

Hellas

1- The proper name for the country of Greece.

2- An Australian soccer team located in Melbourne. 'South Melbourne Hellas'

by Dave September 21, 2003

Git

It's another name for Jeppo.

Jeppo you GIT!

by Dave November 04, 2003