Definitions by DAVE

deloitte 

A public Accounting firm where, on any given day, people walk around with attitudes and grudges. The problem is, MOST of these people should NOT have these grudges because they are either OLD or not very attractive!! Most of the women walk around as if their 'you know what' doesn't smell. The problem here is that it DOES smell. Most of the day is spent backstabbing employees who actually have lives outside the firm - this gives the not very attractive people something to do. Most of the people who do things on the weekends end up being asked to leave, upon which they find a new job for the same salary, but with less hours and demands. This further annoys the 'I'm a company man forever' types and they take it out on new hires. Not one of these 'company man' types can satisfy his/her spouse and usually is the first to find out that someone else is doing the satisfying.

She is 5'2' and weighs almost 200 pounds why does she have an attitude?

She must work at Deloitte

deloitte by Dave April 2, 2005

Jeff Hardy 

one half of the greatest tag team of all time but his brother was stupid and then got fired by Vince McMahon. He has had some great matches.

Wrestlemania X-Seven v.s Dudleyz v.s E&C 4 the wwe tag team championship.

Jeff Hardy by dave April 2, 2005

faxe

Haggard strong 10% beer from Denmark available in 500ml or 1L cans. Costs about $5.80 at the beer store and for a high-in alcohol beer its not that bad compared to others. Gets you seriously fucked.

Dude, you got faxed.

faxe by Dave April 2, 2005

plumpkin 

A plumpkin is the act of receiving oral sex while taking a dump. Could be considered gross, but the feeling achieved during orgasm is really pulsating.

My buddy got his first plumpkin last night and nearly busted his prostate!

plumpkin by Dave March 31, 2005

hemaboaphilliac

A person who had sex with flaming dead cows.

Adam is such a hemaboaphilliac.

hemaboaphilliac by Dave March 31, 2005

shenaniganization 

When a normal and/or serious coversation or message board thread becomes overrun and distorted by silliness and general tomfoolery.

"You are witnessing the shenaniganization of another thread."

shenaniganization by Dave March 28, 2005

GSW 

gun shot wound for short. known to have been used as an acronym since the civil war era

GSW amputated left arm, return to duty

GSW by dave March 28, 2005