by Dave January 14, 2004
What is a camel toe ?
camel toe is the tight V shape made by her panties or tight fitting shorts and jeans.
Notice the way it shows off her crotch? Well, that's a CAMEL TOE or cameltoe.
What cause's a camel toe ?
Officially that issue is still open to debate. Some say
camel toe is caused from wearing very tight clothing, or excessive
Intercourse. :-), etc. But really the issue is the labia's them selves
being to long or asymmetrically shaped, and of course tight
clothing is only going too enhance the cameltoes appearance.
Is showing your camel toe a Bad thing?
Of course not. Just as many women have one Breast that is
slightly larger than the other one.
(NOT that were knocking women or anything.)
Personally at camel toe we feel if a woman has a cameltoe.
She should show it off. Because NOW having a camel toe is
a trendy thing. Just as pet rocks and mood rings use to be.
camel toe is the tight V shape made by her panties or tight fitting shorts and jeans.
Notice the way it shows off her crotch? Well, that's a CAMEL TOE or cameltoe.
What cause's a camel toe ?
Officially that issue is still open to debate. Some say
camel toe is caused from wearing very tight clothing, or excessive
Intercourse. :-), etc. But really the issue is the labia's them selves
being to long or asymmetrically shaped, and of course tight
clothing is only going too enhance the cameltoes appearance.
Is showing your camel toe a Bad thing?
Of course not. Just as many women have one Breast that is
slightly larger than the other one.
(NOT that were knocking women or anything.)
Personally at camel toe we feel if a woman has a cameltoe.
She should show it off. Because NOW having a camel toe is
a trendy thing. Just as pet rocks and mood rings use to be.
by Dave September 07, 2003
Suburban mother with 2.3 kids with hollow disciplines and automaton husbands with slowly diminishing spirits. Typically Caucasian. Their cabals are usually averted to music unfamiliar to that of their youth.
Soccer moms are mostly responsible for the gaggle of kid safe laws ranging from stop signs every two feet to inundating TV and video game ratings to the manufacture of the "V chip". They aspire to the halls of Congress and the floor of the Senate to champion causes in the name of their families at the cost of casual freedoms.
They are reclusive, passive agressive, morally ambiguous and secretive. One should be wary of traveling through a soccer mom's natural habitat as your presence will be secretly alerted to by the authorities under vague and even false suspicions.
They also reside in urban and metropolitan areas.
Soccer moms are mostly responsible for the gaggle of kid safe laws ranging from stop signs every two feet to inundating TV and video game ratings to the manufacture of the "V chip". They aspire to the halls of Congress and the floor of the Senate to champion causes in the name of their families at the cost of casual freedoms.
They are reclusive, passive agressive, morally ambiguous and secretive. One should be wary of traveling through a soccer mom's natural habitat as your presence will be secretly alerted to by the authorities under vague and even false suspicions.
They also reside in urban and metropolitan areas.
by Dave April 24, 2004
*A partner, especially in military-related things.
*The communist term to refer to a friend or ally.
*The communist term to refer to a friend or ally.
by Dave March 26, 2004
A big-as-fuck ruskie who happens to be one of the main villians in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater. He wears a Soviet trenchcoat, has scars all over his face, and wears a suit underneath the t-coat that apparently is electrical. He is also an ex-champion of boxing; this is proven when you see him beat the shit out of Snake in the E3 2004 trailer for MGS3.
by Dave September 09, 2004
The female genitalia, also the most sexual part of the female body. It's said that practicing cunnilingus is the most wonderful thing you can do for a woman, and expresses love, admiration, and it makes her look sexy......but given the purposefully-mysterious nature of women, these have yet to be confirmed as "fact".
Nevertheless, pussy always drives ANYONE crazy.
Nevertheless, pussy always drives ANYONE crazy.
"I always loved pussy, but back when I was in 7th grade, I was called a fag because I preferred pussy over tits. YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS!"
-me
"If I had a girlfriend and we were extremely intimate, I'd have my fun with pleasing that sleek, hot, luscious, succulent pussy of hers. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ There are SO MANY ways to have fun with pussy. ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ You can rub it, lick it, massage it, stick it, cuddle it, stroke it, and MORE!"
-me
-me
"If I had a girlfriend and we were extremely intimate, I'd have my fun with pleasing that sleek, hot, luscious, succulent pussy of hers. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ There are SO MANY ways to have fun with pussy. ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ You can rub it, lick it, massage it, stick it, cuddle it, stroke it, and MORE!"
-me
by Dave July 11, 2004
A term generally used by whiggers and posers to refer to what the aav terms as "...nappy dugout..." If you ever meet Simon Alen slap him in the face.
by Dave January 14, 2005