DAVE's definitions

Cheetos Bowl

A imaginary bowl game that big Frank thought existed, connection to the worst joke ever.

"Wow, the tostitos bowl . . . what's next, the Cheetos bowl?

by dave January 17, 2004

Switzerland

*A European country.

*To be neutral; to be neither good nor bad, to neither attack nor be attacked; derived off of Switzerland's peaceful, stable nature.

"Switzerland makes cool knife kits, and is said to have lots of banks. ^_^ Then again I say that because I hear a LOT about how people deposit some of their money into Swiss banks."
-me

by Dave June 16, 2004

Texas Tea

A term referring to oil. This term could especially refer to oil directly from the state of Texas.

"This name comes from the themesong to the Beverly Hillbillies."
-me

by Dave September 30, 2004

Times

*New York Times. A newspaper company now recognized for being a bunch of liars.

*A set of events, et-cetera. The times also dictate the overall future of things.

MICHAEL MOORE : "Yeah my Farenheit 9/11 movie was made through all this research *blah blah blah* I was even reading the times and *blah blah blah*."
Mr. LETTERMAN : "Yeah but uh, the times--"

"Politicians and governments don't determine who's tomorrow's enemy."
"Then who does?"
"The times."

by Dave September 9, 2004

schnap

A thin, typically scrawny person.

"That kid's a schnap."

by Dave March 2, 2004

dego

Racist slur for a person of italian heritage.

"Mussolini was a dego who ruled Italy with an iron grip, almost similar to Hitler."

by Dave January 14, 2004

glomp

To latch onto someone in a hug.

"I like to glomp hot chicks. ^-^ lol"

by Dave May 16, 2004