DAVE's definitions

UMP

Universal Machine Pistol

Developed by Heckler & Koch. 25-round clip chambered for .45acp.

Considered to be "an MP5 for experts". Considered by me to be "the modern-day Tommygun".

"The UMP is just a gun one can just fuck with in Counterstrike. It serves you bad, then it serves you good. It's a hypocritical gun it seems...so that's why I deem it as 'a gun you fuck with once in a while'."
-me

by Dave April 1, 2004

darkie

A black person.

"I'll take the darkie on the left."
-a friend of mine, amongst many others, during a game of Rival Schools

by Dave January 14, 2004

BT Connect

Anomoly or contradiction

I'm so confused i'm BT Connect

by Dave November 19, 2003

Wrinkled Penny

Slang term for anus.

I tapped into her wrinkled penny last nite.

by Dave September 27, 2004

rucksack

*A slang term referring to the scrotum (aka : testicles).

*A type of backpack, often worn by military personnel, usually squarish-shaped and used for storing miscellaneous supplies.

"I'll kick that dumbfuck right in the rucksack if I have to! >_< "
-me

"I wanan wear a rucksack to school one day."
-me

by Dave May 19, 2004

snuh

An acronym representing Students for Non-Ignorance and the Understanding of Hilarity--a student organization dedicated to watching The Simpsons

"Did you attend the last SNUH meeting?"

by dave November 19, 2003

heartless

the embodiment of all that is wrong with society

wow i really love heartless

by dave March 21, 2003