Definitions by D.S. Credito

chest table 

an attachable/detachable tray rested on the chest of someone eating or drinking while in a slouched position, used when spilling the food or beverage would be likely.

He keeps spilling his food everywhere on the couch. Someone should get him a chest table.

chest table by D.S. Credito March 27, 2015

opportunistic expat

a person who moves from a developed country to an developing country with the intention of enjoying an easier way of life, often at the expense of the locals. For example, many English teachers in East Asia like to convince others that they are serving or sacrificing for the populations in which they live and work for a salary far above local wages, but in reality, they are taking advantage of the people living in the host country.

Many of the opportunistic expats in Bangkok who frequent the city's whore houses must pretend that human trafficking does not exist.

opportunistic expat by D.S. Credito March 27, 2015

cunniwingus

A fantastic type of cunnilingus in which the receiver of the oral sex experiences a feeling of ecstasy similar to being able to fly, as in, with wings.

That cunniwingus sent me up on to the clouds! My man really has that technique of his down to a science.

cunniwingus by D.S. Credito March 19, 2015

Kanye West

Kim Kardashian's other ass.

Kanye West needs to chill out at the Grammys. Beyonce doesn't need help from Kanye, or anyone else, for that matter.

Kanye West by D.S. Credito March 19, 2015

powcohol 

powdered alcohol, a new product that was legalized in much of the U.S. in 2015. Normally, powcohol is mixed into other beverages, but if the powder is snorted, a user can become instantly drunk.

Many law enforcement officers and communities are concerned about minors abusing powcohol, possibly that it will be snorted like cocaine.

powcohol by D.S. Credito March 18, 2015

steady leak 

a slow internal bleeding that begins, often without a person knowing it, due to a foreign object being lodged in the body (i.e. a shard or small particle from a bullet).

Many of today's handgun bullets tend to break up and disperse inside the shooting victim's body, causing a steady leak, which can be fatal since it's difficult to detect.

steady leak by D.S. Credito March 18, 2015

procreabitate 

a couple living together and having a child or children without being married.

Sometimes it's better to procreabitate instead of rushing down the aisle, only to later regret it when the kid grows up to hate his parents for always fighting with each other.

procreabitate by D.S. Credito March 17, 2015