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friendgirl

A girl who wants all the perks of having a loyal boyfriend (i.e. access to money, a car, sex, emotional support), but doesn't want the social responsibilties expected with carrying the title of "girlfriend". Thus allowing her to sleep around with impunity.
"Are you and Jake going out?"

"No. I'm just his friendgirl."
by D. Gould March 14, 2009
mugGet the friendgirlmug.

veal sandwich

An overly enlarged clitorus. Which, when viewed from the rear, appears like veal, between two slices of bread. Hence the name.
"That skank, had the nastiest veal sandwich I'd ever seen!"

"You tapped her ass, anyways. Right?"

"But of course!"
by D. Gould July 9, 2006
mugGet the veal sandwichmug.

spew lane

The curbside area of any metropolitian highway on the weekend, between the hours of one and five in the morning. Often seen littered with idling vehicles, who's occupants can be observed hanging out the sides, vomiting profusely.
"When I couldn't get to the spew lane in time, he barfed all over the backseat of my dad's car."
by D. Gould January 22, 2006
mugGet the spew lanemug.

Street Squid

A slang phrase, used by professionals in the motorcycle industry. Often to describe male riders, who are overly fashion concious, ride with reckless disregard to others, are abundantly cheap when purchasing quality, safety equipment, and are generally ignorant of the specifics of their own machines. These people are frowned upon by serious enthusiasts of the sport, as they set a bad example to others. They view motorcyles, not with the respect and responsibility they command, but simply as an extension of their penis. Frequently the cause of accidents, and subsequent high insurance rates.
"Dude's first bike, was a GSXR 1000. And he rode it, in shorts and a t-shirt. That MOFO was PURE street squid.".
by D. Gould December 24, 2005
mugGet the Street Squidmug.

Are your cheeks warm?

Homo slang for, "Hey man...Can you suck my dick?".
Man 1: "Are your cheeks warm?"

Man 2: "No. But your ass will be...AFTER I'M DONE KICKING IT, YOU PANSY PUNK!".

*SMACK*!!!!!!!!!!!
by D. Gould February 22, 2007
mugGet the Are your cheeks warm?mug.

bum jammer

"If a guy reads Cosmo, and drinks Perrier, he's clearly a bum jammer."
by D. Gould July 30, 2008
mugGet the bum jammermug.

wallet salad

"I forgot to hit the ATM. Got any wallet salad on you?"
by D. Gould December 23, 2006
mugGet the wallet saladmug.

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