Much like the insect bearing the same name, a social cockroach, is a person with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, who just refuses to go away.
"My ex-husband, is a 100% social cockroach. He prowls the night in a drunken stupor, vandalizing my boyfriend's car."
by D. Gould December 08, 2006
A motorcycle that has been lowered, with it's frame chopped and streched. Can be a cruiser, chopper, or even a sport bike. The end result being, a sick looking ride. But with a very uncomfortable riding position.
"Dude raked out his chopper so much, he can only ride it for 45 minutes at a time. Because after that his arms go numb, and his back begins to hurt."
by D. Gould March 02, 2006
A highly expensive car or motorcycle, that's been left to sit in the driveway, unused. Much like a flashy diamond ring or gold necklace, it's sole purpose is that of demonstrating wealth, to those who see it.
"That's a fourty-five thousand dollar bike in his driveway, with only a hundred kilometers on it. Clearly, he bought it for driveway jewelery and bragging rights."
by D. Gould January 13, 2006
When your house cat both shits and pisses in your bed, purely out of revenge or defiance. Occasionally compounded, if the act in question takes place during the owner's absence, and the waste is subsequently left to ferment for an extended period of time. Named appropriately after the infamous feline "Sushi Bum-Bum". Third-Dan black belt, in the art of Turd Dropping.
by D. Gould November 04, 2006
Short for "Stand and Model". Someone in the BDSM community who dresses the part, but does not participate.
by D. Gould October 16, 2007
"There isn't one jack off in this entire bar that can short-dick me. Wanna try? Let's go outside, motherfucker!"
by D. Gould August 27, 2008
A slang term used to describe a phone-in customer, who is so unprepared in their questioning, and ignorant of their own specific needs, that their attempts at communication to the listener, sound almost primate-like in nature.
by D. Gould December 22, 2005