D Flawless's definitions

Brotein powder

Anabolic steroids

Chad be takin some of that brotein powder, getting all jacked and swole

by D Flawless June 23, 2022

fuckobotomy

A lobotomy caused by fucking too hard

Brad gave Katie a fuckobotomy on Saturday night, then by Tuesday she could barely remember her name

by D Flawless September 8, 2020

DDSM

Doctor of Dental Sadomasochism

The highest academic degree conferred by elite dental schools; the DDSM degree makes practitioners fully licensed to perform tooth extractions with the penis, genital mutilation with dental instruments, and unlimited sex with hot dental assistants

by D Flawless October 15, 2021

Yupokit Uonit

An Inuit painter and pottery artist who doesn't exist but when he pokes a girl he owns her hahahaha

Yupokit Uonit just fucked a hot eskimo bitch, now he owns her. Then he crossed over to Europe an fucked some hot blonde bitches and now owns them too hahahaha

by D Flawless June 16, 2022

Dickolas Sparks

A well known and bestselling romance novel author and Notre Dame grad known for his sappy love stories later adapted into popular movies whose male protagonists are all tall white men over 6 feet and whose female protagonists are all blonde, blue eyed Stacys taking it in the rain and in the shower from chad

Dickolas Sparks just released a new book and they're already turning it into a new Netflix series. Get yours today

by D Flawless August 20, 2020

Jackson's Hole Wyoming

Where Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg go to have secret sex parties with Israeli billionaires

Going to Jackson's Hole Wyoming this weekend for a top secret bang a thon with the rich white tech gurus and Kanye West this weekend

by D Flawless August 23, 2021

airbnb nomad

A person with no home but a moderate income who simply hops around from one airbnb to the next in perpetuity

After losing their long term rental, they became airbnb nomads, moving every month for three years

by D Flawless February 24, 2022