Definitions by D Flawless

Feminist 

An greedy roastie who wants to rip everybody off and get paid more for less to raise Chad's kids after Chad bailed and ran off with some fresh Stacy

Fuck you feminist. Fuck Chad too

Feminist by D Flawless December 31, 2019

Sports Clits 

A shitty but affordable haircutting shop where the staff are rude and cut chunks in your hair and refuse to fix it when they mess your hair up

I just got a new haircut at Sports Clits and posted a selfie and now everybody's blocking me

Sports Clits by D Flawless December 31, 2019

Frequent Jerker Miles 

All the rewards you should be getting every time you bust a nut

If I'd remembered to cash in my frequent Jerker Miles before they expired I'd go on a shopping spree

Frequent Jerker Miles by D Flawless December 23, 2019

chadlet

Chad and Stacy's outpopping

Stacy posted lots of pics with her little chadlets

chadlet by D Flawless December 10, 2019

Blockzone 

The level of hell directly beneath the friendzone and where the friendzone inevitable leads.

After months of getting the run-around from Stacy, Chad untimately found himself in the blockzone.

Blockzone by D Flawless December 9, 2019

Chad Lite 

An exclusive brand of beer that immediately turns you into Chad Thundercock

The frat boy had a few bottles of Chad Lite after the tailgate and all the Stacys were falling on his Wang.

Chad Lite by D Flawless December 8, 2019

Fishing in the Wrong Pond 

When ones entire approach to trying to improve one's career and dating life is systematically flawed and unlikely to lead to any kind of meaningful progress

After getting the cold shoulder from every girl across the board and a generic rejection email from every job he applied to, Chad quickly realized he was fishing in the wrong pond and decided to work on developing his own personal brand rather than chasing others.

Fishing in the Wrong Pond by D Flawless December 8, 2019