When a hot girl is about to go get it on with some other dude and you basically have to act right now before the window of opportunity closes
Dude, The hottest girl in the club's about to leave with that chad over there. Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Penis!
by D Flawless November 13, 2019
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Principal-Asian Theory

The economic theory that it Asians will eventually overcome all the racism and greed and establish world domination
Gotta learn about Principal-Asian theory today in economics class
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Brotein powder

Chad be takin some of that brotein powder, getting all jacked and swole
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Asian

Your master, your emperor, your dom
The Asianman will rise up and wrecj all the blonde pussy while chad gonna be tied down wanking himself watching
by D Flawless September 09, 2021
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Harvard Jewniversity

The chief global center of greed, decadence and corruption. A school where the administration has no respect for freedom of speech and to be admitted you either have to be some rich jew's kid, some transgender 1/64th native american sports jock or some totally unqualified affirmative action douchebag who barks really loud and knows how to use their special 'identity' to get some from the rest of the world.
Ira Jewberg donated $50 million in money stolen from the working man to Harvard Jewniversity to secure a spot for his rich, spoiled, transgender jew athlete 1/64th Native American kid so they can be a do nothing billionaire CEO and fuck over the rest of the world under the guise of making the world a better place. Meanwhile Asian Americans with perfect SAT scores and grades are being turned down right and left with no explanation.
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Harvard Jewniversity

When race, gender, sports and parents money matter first and academic merit is a distant second
At Harvard Jewniversity, All the Asians with perfect test scores were turned away, while LaKeisha with a 1400 SAT got a full ride for basketball and Ira Jewberg slipped a few million under the table to buy his native American transgender brat's way into a life of ill-gotten riches, fame and CEO-dom
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roll of shame

When you fail a rep on the bench press and then roll the barbell down towards your waist and then stand up to drop the weights
After attempting to max out at 300, Chad failed a rep, but was able to successfully complete the roll of shame and drop the weights on the floor
by D Flawless November 24, 2021
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