D Flawless's definitions

Urban Coctionary

Urban Dicktionary with a bigger wang

Chad got on Urban Coctionary and got 15 words published in under a minute

by D Flawless November 13, 2019

Sunday Morning Freeze

When the chicks all stop replying on Sunday morning after a wild Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's dick

Stacy gave me the Sunday morning freeze after a long night on Chad Thundercock's penis

by D Flawless November 4, 2019

Alfred lord penison

An English poet and playwright we all have to hear about in AP English Lit

I memorized some alfred lord penison lyrics for my AP English lit class

by D Flawless February 22, 2022

Mall orgy

An orgy with the hot bimbos at the mall

I went tona mall orgy in Dillard's and fucked thr hot mall girls

by D Flawless July 19, 2022

Harvard Jewniversity

When race, gender, sports and parents money matter first and academic merit is a distant second

At Harvard Jewniversity, All the Asians with perfect test scores were turned away, while LaKeisha with a 1400 SAT got a full ride for basketball and Ira Jewberg slipped a few million under the table to buy his native American transgender brat's way into a life of ill-gotten riches, fame and CEO-dom

by D Flawless June 17, 2020

Selena Gonads

A Mexican celebrity chick who almost married Dustin Beaver before he married that skinny Hailey bitch

Did you hear, Selena Gonads and Dustin Beaver split up for good this time. Yeah I know it sucks. Life goes on

by D Flawless July 2, 2020

Planet Shitness

A place you go to run like a rat on a treadmill in a room of mostly normies but the few hot bimbos you see are all glued to their fucking stupid headphones

When I get off work I alternate between running on the treadmill and weights at Planet Shitness

by D Flawless December 7, 2019