162 definitions by D Flawless

Asian from the waist up

An intellectual man with a big ding dong

Johnny got a perfect score on the SAT: Asian from the waist up

by D Flawless July 22, 2022

San Modesto

A dreamy California town filled with palm trees, beautiful beaches, and beautiful women in bikinis.

Me and my buddies taking a weekend trip out to San Modesto to get some ladies!

by D Flawless January 31, 2022

Dumble

A dating app stolen from tinder by the bitch Whitney wolf herd where hot blonde bitches go to get some tall white cock from chad.

Chad got 50 matches on Dumble. Whitney loves that tall white boy cock!

by D Flawless July 21, 2022

hoe v wade

A Supreme Court decision that hoes can kill their babies

Finally the Supreme Court struck down hoe v wade

by D Flawless June 25, 2022

hookergraph

When you get a prostitute's autograph

After I had sex at the brothel I bought a t shirt and asked for a hookergraph

by D Flawless November 9, 2021

Sir Fucksalot

A high-testosterone knight who also sat around King Arthur’s round table whom we hear so much less about because all he did was fuck

Sir Fucksalot was charged with defending all the kings damsels, turned out they were all pregnant by the time the king could get to them

by D Flawless May 27, 2020

Brigham Chung

An Asian university in Utah

I'm going to Brigham Chung university!

by D Flawless August 3, 2021