D Flawless's definitions

Football

A bunch of meathead cocksuckers with dick for brains who fuck each other up the assholes and lick wet sausage!

Faggot: I be watchin da football game bruh!

by D Flawless June 2, 2018

Phallocentric

Of or relating to the philosophy that my penis is the center of the world

Johnny had a very phallocentric worldview, given that his penis made most of his decisions for him

by D Flawless June 7, 2018

TJ Minn

A TJ Maxx store with few items left in stock

I went shopping at TJ Minn but couldn't find what I wanted so I went to Walmart

by D Flawless August 15, 2022

Neuropenile coordination

The ability of the central nervous system to efficiently respond to sexual stimuli

Pickjng up girls in bars and frequent masturbation can both be categorized as forms of exercise to increase neuropenile coordination

by D Flawless November 13, 2021

Prostithreetion

Paying hookers for a threesome

Johnny's sex drive got so high he headed to Reno and Lake Tawhore for some prostithreetion

by D Flawless September 1, 2022

Sneakyfuck

When I quietly fuck a chick up the pussy with other people in the house!

I silently sneakyfucked Emily on her dad's living room couch with her parents right upstairs! Then I put my clothes on and went over to Morgan's place and she put her kids to bed upstairs and came back down in her Victoria's secret gear and I fucked her up the pussy and blew a huge load on the living room couch!

by D Flawless June 2, 2018

Confidence

The ability to shamelessly fart during sex without fear of repercussion.

After the first night, of trying to nit fart, Chad developed true confidence when he would just rip one loudly right in the middle of sex.

by D Flawless November 13, 2019