Definitions by D Flawless

Fidelity Investments 

A company that helps the rich get richer and overwhelmingly promotes tall white men and stereotypically attractive white women while passing over many minority candidates equally or better qualified

Fidelity Investments managed thousands of IRAs for rich white fucks

Fidelity Investments by D Flawless November 11, 2021

used condom collector 

a fine gentleman interested in the historic preservation of artifacts benefitting the survival of the species

Chad was a certified used condom collector, with over 500 items registered to his name

used condom collector by D Flawless November 11, 2021

Slutrepreneur 

A girl who starts her own ho biz and keeps 100 percent so the house can't take a cut

You can wither work in a brothel or become a slutrepreneur

Slutrepreneur by D Flawless November 9, 2021

Prostitourtion 

Going on a tour to meet bookers or when hookers go on a tour

Prostitourtion is becoming the new thing: fuck all the hos in one city then head to the next

Prostitourtion by D Flawless November 9, 2021

live by the cock die by the cock 

a saying meaning that ones who lives their life for their penis eventually dies of the penis

I spent all my money on hoes and then gone broke, live by the cock die by the cock

live by the cock die by the cock by D Flawless November 9, 2021

hookergraph

When you get a prostitute's autograph

After I had sex at the brothel I bought a t shirt and asked for a hookergraph

hookergraph by D Flawless November 9, 2021

Carsturbating 

The act of beating one's meat in the car while driving

The long drive through the desert was getting to me, so I was carsturbating my wenis all the way

Carsturbating by D Flawless November 8, 2021