Carsturbating

The act of beating one's meat in the car while driving

The long drive through the desert was getting to me, so I was carsturbating my wenis all the way

by D Flawless November 09, 2021

Prostitourtion

Going on a tour to meet bookers or when hookers go on a tour

Prostitourtion is becoming the new thing: fuck all the hos in one city then head to the next

by D Flawless November 10, 2021

mastrigator

An alligator that jacks off a lot

Don't fall in that creek dude, there's a mastrigator in there

by D Flawless August 20, 2020

mastrigator

an aligator that wanks a lot

Don't walk through the creek or you might get your cock bit off by a mastrigator

by D Flawless November 25, 2021

chadlet

Chad and Stacy's outpopping

Stacy posted lots of pics with her little chadlets

by D Flawless December 11, 2019

Fukboyama

A world class Asian musician, anime cartoonist, martial artist, and pornographic actor known for his majestic works of art and slaying a ton of hot pussy

I'm going to a Fukboyama concert tomorrow witn my girl. Gotta dress up nice and fancy

by D Flawless December 15, 2021

Bumble

The reason there ain't no hot chicks at the mall no more

All them feminst bitches on bumble be blockin my ass again

by D Flawless April 04, 2019