airbnb smoke

When you check in an airbnb and someone secretly smokes in their room

Airbnb smoke is a big problem in the digital nomad community

by D Flawless February 24, 2022

Sexual distancing

When girls keep their distance because they're worried about the coronavirus

The mayor and health department ordered us to start practicing sexual distancing so they and their rich friends can get all the blonde pussy

by D Flawless April 02, 2020

Penis Colada

Your mom's favorite drink

All the Stacys at the club be getting the penis colada at closing time

by D Flawless November 16, 2019

Winnie the Poon

A sex doll shaped like winnie the pooh with a vagina for horny weirdos to shove their cocks inside

I went to Spencer gifts to buy a new Winnie the Poon doll to make love to

by D Flawless November 01, 2021

Examageddon

When final exams are making it seem like your life's about to come to an end

I've been up studying all night, my head's about to explode- time for examageddon

by D Flawless May 12, 2021

Poongrimage

A long journey to a distant land for the purpose of smashing some hot pussy

Johnny made a poongrimage to Nevada over the weekend some tap some hot pussy

by D Flawless November 08, 2021

Suicide by cock

When a girl has sex with a guy with such a big cock that it pierces through her body and she dies

Stacy went over to Chad's place for a wild night of suicide by cock

by D Flawless October 31, 2021