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Definitions by D Flawless

Feminist 

An greedy roastie who wants to rip everybody off and get paid more for less to raise Chad's kids after Chad bailed and ran off with some fresh Stacy
Fuck you feminist. Fuck Chad too
Feminist by D Flawless December 31, 2019
A bunch of stuck up legacies and jocks deceiving the world into believing they've actually earned the right to have CEO titles and seven figure salaries to do nothing
Chad Thundercock Sr, donated 10 million to Harvard for a new building to get Chad Jr a place so he can be a do nothing CEO and fuck a lot of hot bimbos
Harvard by D Flawless December 31, 2019

Sports Clits 

A shitty but affordable haircutting shop where the staff are rude and cut chunks in your hair and refuse to fix it when they mess your hair up
I just got a new haircut at Sports Clits and posted a selfie and now everybody's blocking me
Sports Clits by D Flawless December 31, 2019

Frequent Jerker Miles 

All the rewards you should be getting every time you bust a nut
If I'd remembered to cash in my frequent Jerker Miles before they expired I'd go on a shopping spree
Frequent Jerker Miles by D Flawless December 23, 2019
Chad and Stacy's outpopping
Stacy posted lots of pics with her little chadlets
chadlet by D Flawless December 10, 2019

Blockzone 

The level of hell directly beneath the friendzone and where the friendzone inevitable leads.
After months of getting the run-around from Stacy, Chad untimately found himself in the blockzone.
Blockzone by D Flawless December 9, 2019

Chad Lite 

An exclusive brand of beer that immediately turns you into Chad Thundercock
The frat boy had a few bottles of Chad Lite after the tailgate and all the Stacys were falling on his Wang.
Chad Lite by D Flawless December 8, 2019